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Media Whoring ‘Fessing Up: Sunday Preseason Thread
Perhaps I’ve had occasion to express to you that I am a fan of the NFL. And I can no longer bear the weight…
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Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)
Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend…
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2024 Copa América: Journey to the Extreme (Argentina Preview)
Argentina has Lionel Messi, the world’s most famous player. “Again!”, point out pointedly some folks my age or older who saw Diego Armando “D10s”…
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Wednesday Motivational: Apologies
When I’m at peak misanthropy, I wonder about all the importance given to apologies. Nobody’s perfect, everyone says. It’s an accepted truth, such as…
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Wednesday Motivational: Try Again
The Arizona Cardinals were one thing I liked about the 2023 season. They started the legend of Black Powder (nickname of the season), three…
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Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special
Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions.…
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Wednesday Motivational: 🎵It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Playoffs🎵
Good morning good morning good morning. GOOD. MORNING. Wooo! What? It’s enthusiasm. I didn’t mean to upset you. [mutters] Oh, I’m the asshole gimme…
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Wednesday Motivational: Appreciate, Reflect, Repeat.
Good morning, folks. I’m stepping in for tWBS in writing this Motivational because he’s still dead. Three years… Wow. Luv ya man [pours black…
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2023 Titans Buh Bye Report
If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…