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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)
Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All…
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Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective
The Bears Bye Week isn’t until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we’ve witnessed this season (both the…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 25” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Your 2023-2024 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner photo from here. 3 posts from me in one week? You’re fucking welcome. What’s that? You have a complaint? What do you mean…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 13” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Cheers to the Centenarian Club!
Interior, a sitting room decorated like your grandmother’s living room in 1989 (except no plastic covers on the couch). Orange and blue crepe paper…
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Bears at the Bye: 2022 Boogaloo
Honestly, I thought about having the whole post be the banner image/gif. Then I thought about bringing back my other kind of bear gimmick…
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Your “Here We Go Again” 2022-2023 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner Photo Credit: DrawPlayDave Yes, I know the season is well underway, but hey, I didn’t post last year’s preview until the Bears’ bye…
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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update
Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other…