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  • Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

    Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

    November 29, 2020

  • Tales from the Kicked

    Tales from the Kicked

    October 31, 2019

    Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks…

  • 2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye

    2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye

    October 8, 2019

    As I write this, the Bears have just finished choking away a game in London, like Theresa May but with none of the charm.…

  • What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

    What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

    August 27, 2019

    Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers   Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…

  • Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6

    Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6

    January 23, 2019

    The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…

  • NFL Playoff Preview–Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles

    NFL Playoff Preview–Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles

    January 4, 2019

    With the NFL Playoffs drawing nigh, I wanted to take a real quick look at the Bears–Eagles playoff matchup to see how it shapes…

  • Bears at the Bye

    Bears at the Bye

    October 3, 2018

    INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are taking a meeting.  One (DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS) is seated at…

  • 2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview

    2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview

    August 9, 2018

    Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by…

  • Can’t Bear to Say Goodbye

    Can’t Bear to Say Goodbye

    April 23, 2018

    Photo Credit: Bears Twitter As is well known to both Boyz and Men, it is so hard to say goodbye. Apparently that can be…

  • 2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up

    2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up

    March 2, 2018

    Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn’t…

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