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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Banner Madness 2020: Yes, It’s Happening Again
Yes, it’s back, and not even in pog form! Who remembers last March where this was a staple every day, running me a little…
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Your “Senor’s To-Play List” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Evening lizard people. It’s your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the “bands we like” genre of…
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House of Pain: Dabbin’ on Them Sauces
No, not that one. Definitely not that one. Even if it is Squidward doing it. This one. This is The Last Dab. Background time!…