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Meditations on Pimpin’ – Sunday Open Thread
Buenas noches. Legal tampering starts tomorrow, and NFL 2025 starts next Wednesday. And then there will be the schedule release, draft, rookie minicamps, training…
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Wednesday Motivational: Appreciate, Reflect, Repeat.
Good morning, folks. I’m stepping in for tWBS in writing this Motivational because he’s still dead. Three years… Wow. Luv ya man [pours black…
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Ungovernable – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
We enter summer, always a good time to stir shit up. School is out, kids run rampant (especially the ones in summer school), folks…
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Wait: When Is Mothers’ Day? Whew! – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The draft is over, it’s a new month, and there’s still time to get my mother something. Praise Gamblor. The stress is real, because…
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Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)
Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…
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Your “As I Am An Honest Puck” Tuesday Night MLB All-Star Game Open Thread
Yup, that’s where I went with the title. Because as I mentioned last year, I did have the fortune to go to the 2008…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Baby, It’s Cold Inside
In fairness I didn’t say I was good with titles. But welcome back to the Beat! Last time, burgerbot Battle Royale with Cheese was more…
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Champions League Valentines Day Roundtable now with Extra Hate!
It is the fake day of love folks, I hope you did something for your loved one today or else this Hallmark holiday will…
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And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns
(It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and…
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Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)
This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma…