And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

(It is tradition to rise.)

Ooooh and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh a-and sixteen!

Ooooh and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh a-and sixteen!

Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland.
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland.
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!

Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!) Oh and sixteen! (Oh and sixteen!) Oh and sixteen! (Oh and sixteen!)
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!

The Fact’ry of Sadness… has become
The Fact’ry Inglorious, of infamy, of infamy!

And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)

Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! Team of teams, and low of lows!

(And Hue’s to blame… and Hue’s to blaaame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

Team of teams! (Forever! And ever!)
And low of lows! (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

Team of teams! And low of lows!
Team of teams! And low of lows!

And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

Team of teams! And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Forever! And ever!)
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!

Oh aaaaaaaand sixteeeeeeeeeeeen!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

(It is tradition to rise.)

I’m sitting. Not in protest, but because I’m too full, drunk, and lazy. It’s the Cleveland Way.

Anyway, this is brilliant. Huzzah!

SonOfSpam

/wipes away tear while applauding and erect

rockingdog
rockingdog

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That feels nice.

ballsofsteelandfury

Very well done!

yeah right

/ wipes away a single tear

It’s just so fucking beautiful.

Don T

Come for the heresy, stay for the tags. Brilliant.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[in five months time]

HUE: Well, it’s time. I’m going to jump into the lake, just like I promised.

SAFETY OFFICER: Hang on, we gotta make sure this is safe. Let’s get you strapped into your lifejacket.

HUE: [donning the orange vest] Feels like this weighs fifty pounds. Why is this thing so heavy?

SAFETY OFFICER: It’s lead-lined. There’s a lot of radiation in that lake.

HUE: And what’s with the padlock?

SAFETY OFFICER: Oh, that’s to make sure it doesn’t fall off. You know what? Let’s be extra safe and use two.

blaxabbath

Note: SAFETY OFFICER is a trippy looking squirrel.

Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

Squirrel still seems smarter than the Browns front office

monty this seems strange to me

The Browns are undefeated in 2018 just sayin

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

I feel like this line was written specifically for me to enjoy. And my enjoyment of it is only surpassed by my enjoyment of the piece as a whole. Brilliant work.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Is there a tune to which I should be singing this along with?
Edit: Never mind, synapses are starting to function.

theeWeeBabySeamus

VERY well done. I really enjoyed this, Senor.
But I have to say, when I saw the title for this yesterday, I was expecting this particular musical number…

blaxabbath

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