(It is tradition to rise.)
Ooooh and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh a-and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh a-and sixteen!
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland.
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland.
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!) Oh and sixteen! (Oh and sixteen!) Oh and sixteen! (Oh and sixteen!)
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
The Fact’ry of Sadness… has become
The Fact’ry Inglorious, of infamy, of infamy!
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! Team of teams, and low of lows!
(And Hue’s to blame… and Hue’s to blaaame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever!)
And low of lows! (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!
Team of teams! And low of lows!
Team of teams! And low of lows!
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!
Team of teams! And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Forever! And ever!)
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh aaaaaaaand sixteeeeeeeeeeeen!
[…] We kicked off the year celebrating the Browns’ (the Pauls’) 2017 futility. In song! […]
[…] keeping) buzz is a round-the-clock proposition around this time. There are bright spots to be found for all 31 teams, be it in the promise of the playoffs, hires in the wake of Black Monday, or the draft. One group, […]
I’m sitting. Not in protest, but because I’m too full, drunk, and lazy. It’s the Cleveland Way.
Anyway, this is brilliant. Huzzah!
/wipes away tear while applauding and erect
That feels nice.
Very well done!
/ wipes away a single tear
It’s just so fucking beautiful.
Come for the heresy, stay for the tags. Brilliant.
[in five months time]
HUE: Well, it’s time. I’m going to jump into the lake, just like I promised.
SAFETY OFFICER: Hang on, we gotta make sure this is safe. Let’s get you strapped into your lifejacket.
HUE: [donning the orange vest] Feels like this weighs fifty pounds. Why is this thing so heavy?
SAFETY OFFICER: It’s lead-lined. There’s a lot of radiation in that lake.
HUE: And what’s with the padlock?
SAFETY OFFICER: Oh, that’s to make sure it doesn’t fall off. You know what? Let’s be extra safe and use two.
Note: SAFETY OFFICER is a trippy looking squirrel.
Squirrel still seems smarter than the Browns front office
The Browns are undefeated in 2018 just sayin
I feel like this line was written specifically for me to enjoy. And my enjoyment of it is only surpassed by my enjoyment of the piece as a whole. Brilliant work.
I’m not gonna say your opinions on Hue led to that line which led to the rest of it, but…
That line really is perfect. Every single syllable matches the original.
pure brilliance, good sir!!
Is there a tune to which I should be singing this along with?
Edit: Never mind, synapses are starting to function.
VERY well done. I really enjoyed this, Senor.
But I have to say, when I saw the title for this yesterday, I was expecting this particular musical number…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mUMSi5M8g
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