And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns

(It is tradition to rise.)

Ooooh and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh a-and sixteen!

Ooooh and sixteen!
Ooooh and sixteen!
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Oh a-and sixteen!

Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland.
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland.
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!

Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!) Oh and sixteen! (Oh and sixteen!) Oh and sixteen! (Oh and sixteen!)
Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!

The Fact’ry of Sadness… has become
The Fact’ry Inglorious, of infamy, of infamy!

And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever! (Forever, and ever, and Hue’s to blame.)

Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
Team of teams! (Forever! And ever! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And low of lows! Team of teams, and low of lows!

(And Hue’s to blame… and Hue’s to blaaame.)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

Team of teams! (Forever! And ever!)
And low of lows! (Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!)
And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

Team of teams! And low of lows!
Team of teams! And low of lows!

And Hue’s to blame forever and ever!

Team of teams! And low of lows! (Forever! And ever! Forever! And ever!)
Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen!

Oh aaaaaaaand sixteeeeeeeeeeeen!