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#DisBelieveland: 2020 Cleveland Browns Bye Week Update
Quick: without looking at their record, are the Cleveland Browns a good team or a bad team? Got an answer? You’re wrong. …
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Baker And Tyrod Got An RV. Let’s Talk About That.
The reigning Heisman winner and latest number one overall draft pick is a Cleveland Brown. This is not news, provided you are somebody who…
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And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns
(It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and…
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The Unbearable Litness of Being Josh Gordon
All Josh’s friends knew about Marie-Jane; they all knew about the bong with the oversized glass carb. But no one knew about the salvia.…
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Missmember
The Internet is a wonderful weird place that has led me down many interesting rabbit holes. I just got out of one thanks to…
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…But The Tigers Come at Night…
There was a time when I first signed… When the air was warm… And the town inviting… There was a time when love was…
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Prisoner Ninety-One
ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, They’re marching down the field, First down, first down, A touchdown we will yield. JOE HADEN A twelve…
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Beggars at the Feast
Last week, the hapless Cleveland Browns lost yet again in what (on paper and prior to kickoff) seemed like their best chance to obtain…
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♫…When Our Ranks Begin to Fall…♫
The miserable melodrama of the Cleveland Browns season continued on Sunday as starting quarterback Cody Kessler was knocked out of the game with a…