…But The Tigers Come at Night…

There was a time when I first signed…

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When the air was warm…

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And the town inviting…

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There was a time when love was blind…

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And Cleveland had a song,

And the song was exciting!

There was a time…

Then it all went wrong.

 

Editor’s note: This post has been in the “drafts” folder for about five weeks now with the following text as the body of the post:

placeholder for when the Browns lose to the Bengals

Editor’s note 2: That earlier editor’s note was actually from prior to the Browns and Bengals’ first meeting, at which point I realized it would make better sense grammatically if I used this post title when the Bengals were visiting, and again was unconcerned that I might miss an opportunity to mock a Browns loss.

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LemonJello

But are there are some on the naughty list that will be getting them?

Don T

“Estoy seguro que, por ser futbolista, Mike Webster murió”

Damn. Even in Spanish, Will Smith sounds wooden.

jjfozz

My current situation:
– on conference call listening to discovery process for the first client i have signed at the new job
– three year old is standing on the lego table, throwing legos at me
– client has used the term “holy balls” several times and it’s fucking hilarious

It’s now 11:28, at this point in time a glass of bourbon would not make me feel guilty, it’s practically lunch time

blaxabbath

What kind of murder did this client do?

Sharkbait

I totally forgot about Orlando Brown and the flag to the eye. Also, that he died.

nomonkeyfun

I was going to make an attempt at a pithy Virginia Woolf joke, but fortunately checked wikipedia to see you weren’t making a joke about the last part.

So I am only half as horrible a person as I thought I was when I woke up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That can’t be true.

entropy

I know, right? He’s at least twice as terrible a person as he thought he was when he woke up.

nomonkeyfun

Awwww. Youse guys really know how to warm the cockles of my cold calloused heart.

I had a one of those semi-conscious dreams that I voted for Trump. So I think I’m good so long as I don’t grab any pussi, unless asked to do so.

jjfozz

AFter the Ravens got him, I was driving on the highway and the motherfucker came BLASTING PAST ME in a Rolls Royce with the vanity plates Zeus on them.

LemonJello

“Hey, Cyclops, open your eye and watch where you’re going!”

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