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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Guttersnipe
I think I’ve completely checked out of bowling season. We’re now on week 20 of 27(!) weeks and it has given me pretty much…
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Guttersnipe
The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We…
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Guttersnipe
In these, the dog days of the bowling season, there isn’t much excitement floating around the lanes. Just wet feet and spilt beer mixed…
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It’s only Tuesday open thread?
Hey all, hope you’re well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made. I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in…
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Cleveland’s Not Yet N Sync: Ain’t No Lie, Browns At Bye
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year? That was adorable. They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda…
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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…
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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog
Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don’t know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album “Disintegration” from beginning to…