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Saturday Morning Footy – Open Thread
Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere! This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me…
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Cleveland Browns At Bye (-7)
I trust Hippo is not the only one that will get that joke. So, true story, the call was made in the DFO back…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2018 Season
Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh? I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo)…
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And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns
(It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and…
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Consequences
INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS BOARD ROOM, WEEK 14 — 6:25 A.M. Chief Strategy Officer Paul DePodesta knocks once and enters through the doorway. The room is…
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Your “Just Go With The Flow” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The day was filled with Cardinals rumours. Bruce Arians wants out of the desert at the end of the season. Counterpoint: he…
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USMNT supporters react rationally
Hi there! It is one of the few futbol fans here at the clubhouse I was voluntold to tell you a story and parse…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cleveland Browns
As a Vancouver Canucks fan, I realize seasons end long before the team actually stops playing actual games. (I rely on the Packers &…
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Who Could It Be Now?
EXT. CLEVELAND BROWNS ORGANIZED TEAM ACTIVITIES – BEREA, OH Roster mastermind Paul DePodesta watches OTAs from a golf cart in the shade near the practice field. As…
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Your “Hey, Where’s the NFL?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Wait?! Why am I writing a Thursday Open Thread? That must mean… Oh no… Dear God… The offseason is partially at hand! What horrors…