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CrimeBeat! Triumphant Return Edition
Oh men. MEN! I apologize, from the deepest cockles of my heart, for the no-doubt-emotionally-devastating wasteland that your lives have been during the prolonged…
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Your “You Call This A Blitz, Goodell?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(Many, many thanks to Low Commander for the photoshop) NFL News: The London games have been announced for the 2017 NFL schedule. So much…
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Your “December Is Knucklehead Season!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
This week marks the first real weekend of pre-playoff action, with more slots being possibly decided. It also marks the first real weekend of…
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Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps…
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Power Rankings of the Best of the Worst of the 0-2 Teams
There are plenty of ways to lose. There are macro reasons (meddlesome ownership) and micro (lousy use of timeouts, injuries). Let’s explore the eight…
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The Factory Is Open For Business
So, it’s time. You jackasses chose the Cleveland Browns for me after the Rams left, so let’s get this over with. The Cleveland Browns…