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    How to Explain Bad Bunny to Your Children & Open Thread

    February 1, 2026

    Muy buenas noches, damas y cabrones. I may have mentioned years ago that I am from Puerto Rico, my country: where I work, live,…

  • Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread

    Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread

    November 25, 2025

    ‘Noches… The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware…

  • 2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread

    2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread

    November 4, 2025

    Buenas noches, damas y gérmenes. I’m subbing today for Rev because he had to attend a private zoning matter about a developing sinkhole near…

  • Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview

    Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview

    August 31, 2025

    A bit of wisdom has been bouncing around my head for several weeks: we can’t change the past, and dwelling on past mistakes is…

  • You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.

    You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.

    August 24, 2025

    A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not…

  • Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.

    Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.

    August 10, 2025

    With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking…

  • Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.

    Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.

    August 3, 2025

    The end of the 2025 offseason fills my soul with a freshness like… Like a rotating desk fan would, blowing air in my soul’s…

  • This Thread Is Open

    This Thread Is Open

    July 20, 2025

    Evenin’. Left for a beachhouse last Wednesday. What day is it? 🤪

  • Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.

    Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.

    July 13, 2025

    Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps,…

  • The Final Stretch: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

    The Final Stretch: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

    July 6, 2025

    Good evening. I find myself in good spirits. July means training camps, which start in a coupla weeks. Maybe this will be the year…

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