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Right Time, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Welcome back! Ay amiguis, it’s so great to have you back in Normal Time. I never left, being in Atlantic time and all. Hope…
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Rate Me, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate…
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Love Stinks, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola beautiful gente. I read somewhere that if you write about your love, words will flow like a riverbed: continuously, along mushy or rocky…
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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…
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How to Explain Bad Bunny to Your Children & Open Thread
Muy buenas noches, damas y cabrones. I may have mentioned years ago that I am from Puerto Rico, my country: where I work, live,…
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Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread
‘Noches… The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware…
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2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread
Buenas noches, damas y gérmenes. I’m subbing today for Rev because he had to attend a private zoning matter about a developing sinkhole near…
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Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview
A bit of wisdom has been bouncing around my head for several weeks: we can’t change the past, and dwelling on past mistakes is…
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You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not…
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Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.
With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking…