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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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Kicking Down: Mundialito Revue
Good morning to everyone, especially to those somewhat disappointed right now. I know, I know. King Hippo doth rawk, but I requested to substitute.…
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Distractions, More Distractions Plz: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Buenas, buenas. On the banner, for the second day in a row, is Chelita. Chelita is the most delightful creature ever cat sat (sitted?)…
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Mundialito Fever
¡Buenos días, damas y engendros! Which I extend with heartfelt sincerity. Broke out the ¡ and everything. King Hippo kindly ceded the spot this…
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Dear Spawn:
[Ed. Note: I’m proud of this re-run brrRAAAAP /designated driver peels off] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and…
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Reality Bits – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Evening. Thank you for sticking round through the technical difficulties. Now, I don’t wanna test your patience or nothing, but I like summer. Somehow,…
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On Simmer – Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
Good evening, beautiful gente. On a hunch, I got a blood pressure monitor last Thursday. I’ve been using it and let me tell ya:…
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Plans, Shlans – Sunday Etc. Etc.
Good evening. The schedule for today was simple: some administrative work, then lunch with Madre and then dog-sitting the bitch on the banner. How…
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Leafs Reckoning Day – Sunday Offseason Etc Etc.
You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs. Veiniest logo in sports. In local news, I took a coupla days off…
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Pope Talk, Yer On The Line – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening, my name is Dónal Yandel T and this [pause] is PopeTalk. I say unto you, Jesus Christ, gin is the devil distillate.…