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Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
The end of the 2025 offseason fills my soul with a freshness like… Like a rotating desk fan would, blowing air in my soul’s…
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Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.
Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps,…
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The Final Stretch: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening. I find myself in good spirits. July means training camps, which start in a coupla weeks. Maybe this will be the year…
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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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Kicking Down: Mundialito Revue
Good morning to everyone, especially to those somewhat disappointed right now. I know, I know. King Hippo doth rawk, but I requested to substitute.…
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Distractions, More Distractions Plz: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Buenas, buenas. On the banner, for the second day in a row, is Chelita. Chelita is the most delightful creature ever cat sat (sitted?)…
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Mundialito Fever
¡Buenos días, damas y engendros! Which I extend with heartfelt sincerity. Broke out the ¡ and everything. King Hippo kindly ceded the spot this…
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Dear Spawn:
[Ed. Note: I’m proud of this re-run brrRAAAAP /designated driver peels off] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and…
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Reality Bits – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Evening. Thank you for sticking round through the technical difficulties. Now, I don’t wanna test your patience or nothing, but I like summer. Somehow,…