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On Simmer – Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
Good evening, beautiful gente. On a hunch, I got a blood pressure monitor last Thursday. I’ve been using it and let me tell ya:…
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Plans, Shlans – Sunday Etc. Etc.
Good evening. The schedule for today was simple: some administrative work, then lunch with Madre and then dog-sitting the bitch on the banner. How…
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Leafs Reckoning Day – Sunday Offseason Etc Etc.
You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs. Veiniest logo in sports. In local news, I took a coupla days off…
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Pope Talk, Yer On The Line – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening, my name is Dónal Yandel T and this [pause] is PopeTalk. I say unto you, Jesus Christ, gin is the devil distillate.…
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Da Thoid – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
The next NFL event of some consequence is the schedule release. On May 14. Even if, like 🎶meeee🎶 you consider the Sked Release a…
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Yap Yap Yap – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Living in this Caribbean Paradise, and through the exercise of my profession, I’ve had the enormous privilege of rubbing elbows with scores of talented…
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2025 NFL Draft Open Thread
As expected from all NFL journalists, DFO ground tape and concurs with the top analysts: this draft class underwhelms. Except Travis Hunter. There are…
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Doing Nothing in the Sun – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening. I spent the weekend away and then a couple of hours today at the beach doing nothing, just getting some sun and…
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Wrath and Stuff – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
I spent last week in a terrible mood, basically treating most interactions with the defensiveness and misanthropy I have managed to contain solely to…
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2024 Permanent Collection – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to youse. I’m on a light and breezy mode because I burned the remaining horcrux of the 2024 NFL season:…