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Da Thoid – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
The next NFL event of some consequence is the schedule release. On May 14. Even if, like 🎶meeee🎶 you consider the Sked Release a…
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Yap Yap Yap – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Living in this Caribbean Paradise, and through the exercise of my profession, I’ve had the enormous privilege of rubbing elbows with scores of talented…
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2025 NFL Draft Open Thread
As expected from all NFL journalists, DFO ground tape and concurs with the top analysts: this draft class underwhelms. Except Travis Hunter. There are…
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Doing Nothing in the Sun – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening. I spent the weekend away and then a couple of hours today at the beach doing nothing, just getting some sun and…
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Wrath and Stuff – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
I spent last week in a terrible mood, basically treating most interactions with the defensiveness and misanthropy I have managed to contain solely to…
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2024 Permanent Collection – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to youse. I’m on a light and breezy mode because I burned the remaining horcrux of the 2024 NFL season:…
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Bitching about Bitching about Bitching: Peak Offseason Open Thread
Out of all the possible complaints, the ones that consistently grab my attention are gripes about other folks’ bellyachin’. The most obvious is olds…
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Pre-Sweet 16 Sunday Open Thread
Good evening. The thinking goes that it’s the offseason, time to slack off and just crawl up in a ball of avoidance until the…
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Delicious Dishes: Sunday Night Open Thread
Good evening, you caught me in a good time. I have a wide smile and a full belly after having my favorite dish: rice…
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Meditations on Pimpin’ – Sunday Open Thread
Buenas noches. Legal tampering starts tomorrow, and NFL 2025 starts next Wednesday. And then there will be the schedule release, draft, rookie minicamps, training…