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Keeping It Holy – Slave LaboUr Cup Final Open Thread
Buenos días, mes ami(e)s invisibles. This final I call it… Spectacular. France was the class of the tournament, which was surprising. The team is…
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The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods……
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Slave LaboUrs Recap and Knockouts Day 1 Mundial Open Thread
Hola, beautiful gente. Your regularly scheduled pachyderm is doing kingly stuff so excuse me while I hijack this spot to talk about an infuriating,…
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…
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A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour.…
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Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview
Oh good, we’re off to the races with a Ghost of Tsushima joke. Which, after hearing about the premise and reading the history, I…
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World Cup of (Slave Labour) Croatia Preview: You will Nazi them coming
The last time I did a write-up for Croatia, I correctly said they would be a formidable opponent who would make a deep run…
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From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.
Hello everyone! Unless you’re an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week’s time.…
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New Places – Monday Open Thread
Yesterday was Juneteenth, the anniversary of Union Army General Gordon Granger going to Galveston, Texas in 1865 to announce that all slaves were free.…
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Memorial Day / Monday Night Open Thread
Today is Memorial Day in the USA, which honors their fallen soldiers in not-classified wars. I’m sure the CIA still resents that today is…