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2024 Copa América: Uruguay, presented by Marcelo Bielsa
Before elaborating on Uruguay, let me address The Thing for single-issue Uruguay observers: Luis Suárez, 37, is in the squad. Uruguay won the first…
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Slave LaboUrs Recap and Knockouts Day 1 Mundial Open Thread
Hola, beautiful gente. Your regularly scheduled pachyderm is doing kingly stuff so excuse me while I hijack this spot to talk about an infuriating,…
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On the Offensive – Uruguay Slave World Cup Preview
Greetings, cretins. Line up your toothiest, bity-est takes for the farewell performance of Luis Suárez’s career. More accomplished nags than I will also expound…
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Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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Elite Eight Waffles Open Thread (and Some Other Minor Contest)
Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros.…
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Messi! Cristiano! Etc.! – World Cup Elimination Open Thread
This World Cup has delivered: dynamite games (62% decided by one goal), no team looks unbeatable, two untraditional juggernauts (Belgium and Croatia), penalties penalties…
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The End Is Nigh (for the Groups Stage)! World Cup Day 12 Open Thread
The World Cup pivots today to only two start times. There are four games, but matches from the same group are played at the…
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Russia 2018 – World Cup Day 2 Open Thread
The 2018 World Cup starts today in full, WITH THREE GAMES WOOOO! Four years is too long a wait, dammit. So we gotta squeeze…
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2018 World Cup Preview: The Uruguay Way
The Uruguay bullet points are: being a tiny nation nuts about fútbol, and a team that features a biter. All are true, as the…