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Distractions, More Distractions Plz: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Buenas, buenas. On the banner, for the second day in a row, is Chelita. Chelita is the most delightful creature ever cat sat (sitted?)…
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Mundialito Fever
¡Buenos días, damas y engendros! Which I extend with heartfelt sincerity. Broke out the ¡ and everything. King Hippo kindly ceded the spot this…
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Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2
Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…
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A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1
After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…
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As I type this, there is still no word on whether the full slate of games will go off on Sunday. What I do…
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Efficiency! It’s the German Way
We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain’t care bout no virus. They’ve been through…
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We need a Post! Saturday Open Thread!
Good morning! I realized we have lost our Hippo to Championship Manager 2020 so here is an abbreviated Open thread. I still have things…
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Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.
AEK Athens’ Ultras are anti-Nazi, that is a good thing. This will be a brief synopsis of what is going on in the world…
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Saturday before Football futbol
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500’s are playing. Pretty excited to…
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Your “I Can’t Believe I Haven’t Used This Yet” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Seems like it’s going great so far: Giants #1 pick Daniel Jones was booed at Yankee Stadium yesterday. He laughed it off,…