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Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
The end of the 2025 offseason fills my soul with a freshness like… Like a rotating desk fan would, blowing air in my soul’s…
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Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.
As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a…
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Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread
This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed…
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PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread
There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]… That Week 1 is Coming Soon.…
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Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread
You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no;…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…
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“Between ‘Farewell’ and ‘Goodbye’ Is ‘Get Lost!’” – Beerguyrob’s Last Regular Open Thread
NFL News: The big news is Aaron Rodgers putting it all out there at his first press conference yesterday. He turned ten minutes into…
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Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread
I’m giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn’t be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the…
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Preseason LiveBlog: It’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHere!
It’s TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought…
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Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Slight hangover…no scratches or cuff marks…note from wife about snoring…VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator…