Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread

This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed by the coach! Everyone wants to play heroball, keeping the ball to the last moment smfh. At least chip the defender with your butt, Christ! NFL NEWS From

PreparatioUns Underway – Monday Open Thread

There has been enough recreational fitbaw the last couple of weeks to make it inevitable [grabs chest, sighs]... That Week 1 is Coming Soon. We stand at three more weeks. It is time to start making the transition to receive unto us Red Zone channel. Amén. I’m sure that, like me, your

Can You Smell It? – PRESEASON Monday Open Thread

You know those Pats fans who switched to the Bucs because of Brady? I bet devil worship is integral to their tailgates. But no; this 666 BBQ has to be the work of other fans. Availing of sausages to invoke the number of The Beast itself, Lord of Treachery, had

Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Slight hangover...no scratches or cuff marks...note from wife about snoring...VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott's appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator has five working days to release his ruling. Pressure from both sides is coming to have it decided by Monday. Most of the comments under Schefter's tweet