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NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise
The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to…
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The Sunday To Remember Sales Event
It’s Sunday, which is always the worst day of the week for me. The reminder that I am closer to being back at my…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Belgium (pronounced bell-jum)
From what the others are saying, this year is supposed to be one badass year for summer sports. There’s soccer stuff and such, but…
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My Foray Into PixStory: The App That You Don’t Like
So, the other day I posted about a new app I saw that Dwight Howard was promoting called “PixStory”. So, I decided to give…
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Speculation 101: The Brady’s Bunch … of choices
Welcome, dear reader, to this game of speculation! Today, we are going to fondly, and with quite a bit of imagination, play a game…
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Is Glass Always the Villain? – An Open Thread
If you watched the bowl game against Pitt last night, you may have noticed the end of the game (maybe not the wimpy east…
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Thursday Nights Suck Again Open Thread
Having to wait until Saturday for some hot football action this week. No more Thursday night football for us. *sigh* So, let’s talk about…
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Thursday Night Laughing At The Jets Open Thread
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears, for I have come to bury the Jets, not to praise them one damn bit. That’s exactly…
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Breaking News: KC Style
Muy importante! NFL dot com is reporting that Mahomes is able to not only grip the ball, but also able to rip the ball.…
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Jason Garrett’s Last Thursday Evening Open Thread
In honor of bears, here is a top 5 count down of the best Bears to ever live: Coming in at number 5, Jay…
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