So, the other day I posted about a new app I saw that Dwight Howard was promoting called “PixStory”.  So, I decided to give it a shot so you don’t have to.

Now, what makes this such a special app?  Good thing you asked, my friend, because that tells me you are still paying attention and not in the corner doing dirty things to a fern.

This app is for positive posts only.  So, the community decides if a post is negative or positive, and you get or get taken away points for your posts and comments.  Too many negative points and your account may get suspended.  So scary!

Sounds simple enough.  Oh, and this social media is a visual medium, meaning post plenty of pics.

The first thing that stands out is the horrible colors that look like they were picked by a 13 year old color blind kid whose parents didn’t love him enough.  Just look at this shit.  Are these meant to be modeled after an upcoming shoe design for Nike?  Some of those shoes they have been dropping are fugly.

Moving on, but not moving up, here are some of the posts I have seen.

First off, how am I supposed to act in a positive way when I see some dumbass shit like this crap?  White people who think I care about what they have to say.  A shitty neck tattoo that dude is going to regret when all his friends (both his mom and his pet gerbil) are laughing at, not with, because even a gerbil knows it’s a shitty tat.  Fuck, this thing is going to be a challenge.

So, I then went and updated my profile.

As you can see, that spinning wheel is telling you how slow this thing is going.

So many spinning wheels of failure.

But, since my plan is to gather shit tons of followers and then crash into the negative realm in a ball of flames, I have to build my empire of followers first.

Soon, I will amass an army of followers for my flowers.  Flower power!

You can follow me in the PixStory app or here on DFO, the website that is on the web.