Onwards Towards Legitimate Autumn Lesser Footy

King Hippo - September 23, 2017September 23, 2017

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Summer 2017 is finally going away, thank God, and Lesser Footy wants to be a part of helping you forget. Won't you please just let it into your living room and/or recluse unabomber shack? 17th position (almost as shite as Everton!) West Ham host 5th place Spurs to kick everything off

Lesser Saturday FOAR Lesser Footy

King Hippo - September 16, 2017September 15, 2017

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I hope you enjoyed last week's hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion. Onwards we go, nonetheless! Palace and Soton open things up (7:30, NBCSN), with the former sporting a new manager after collecting ZERO points from the first four fixtures. Saints have

Rejoice! Our First FULL Lesser Footy Day of 2017 Arrives

King Hippo - September 9, 2017September 9, 2017

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It's a fine slate of action, too. The footy gods want you warmed up for the real shit come Sunday afternoon. SO CLOSE!! Start things off with Man City hosting the Redshite, with the winner laying claim to being top challenger to United (in the largely meaningless early going). There will

Two Mea Cuplas FOAR EPL Week Three (Also Trickle of JV NFL)

King Hippo - August 26, 2017August 25, 2017

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The first mea culpa is a good one. I was really against what I saw as an overly sentimental, at best pointless, at worst poisonous, signing of boyhood Evertonian Wayne Rooney this summer. Yes, even on a free, with United kicking in around half his wages on the hush-hush. I

Your half-assed completely biased Premier League preview Part 2 and Saturday open thread?

litre_cola - August 19, 2017August 18, 2017

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We are back after quite the week 1 where there were some happy moments and as usual some real angry moments. So Huddersfield town looked good eh? Won't last. Chelsea lost which made me overjoyed, and Everton won which made Hippo happy. I will delay no further unless the boss

Your not informed, completely biased EPL preview part 1 and Saturday open thread?

litre_cola - August 12, 2017August 11, 2017

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As teh real football is about to start. HOWEVAH we have the lesser footy starting as well which I know doesn't concern many of you but perhaps if your small humans have you up early on Saturday mornings you will need to know all of this! Just like last year

Baking with Litre II

litre_cola - July 8, 2017July 8, 2017

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This is round 2 for baking posts on a Saturday morning with what to make when you are about to get stoned, or are stoned, or want to get stoned. Or just like some damn good dessert! Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is

Champions League Final, el finale, el final.

litre_cola - June 3, 2017

So it has come to this, we have the Old Lady v Blancos for the YUGE trophy, no, the YUGEST trophy in glorious Cardiff Wales! Seriously have you seen the size of this thing? Compared to the World Cup trophy it is a wee bit excessive. Perhaps UEFA has a

A Glorious Lesser Footy Weekend FOAR Moms!

King Hippo - May 13, 2017May 12, 2017

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Well, for chav moms who support Chelsea anyway ,, smgdh. Yes, the title is decided, thanks to an 82nd minute goal by little used (zero Prem starts) forward Michy Batshuayi. Who I hoped Everton might be able to pry away this summer, but now will be a North London folk

Stumbling Towards the Finish

King Hippo - May 6, 2017May 5, 2017

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I keep looking for stories...something, FFS. But there's nothing. Just Hull and Swans battling for the last life buoy. And the play on the pitch has been reflecting such. Some truly dire shite. At least I have to pick up my kid from college first thing Saturday, and will only

Semi Finale, Semifinal, Demi-finale

litre_cola - April 30, 2017

< I just edited this after the bar. No baby yet. Bday tomorrow and very pregnant wife said lets go to the bar (not for her drinks), blah blah blah you don't want to hear it> Welcome back (the futbolistas) from an entertaining if not incredibly frustrating quarterfinal round. The side

We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…

King Hippo - April 29, 2017April 28, 2017

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That's right, fuckers. 2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN's Sunday triple-header are where it's at this week. Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful trip to Stanford Bridge when they host the League leaders (9:05, CNBC). A draw can always happen, so a Toffee result opens the door for some