Good morning! Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure why Don T is out, but he was screaming something about La Llorona. I couldn’t exactly hear Hippo’s excuse because someone was pounding on his front door.
Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it's been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing Christ. And of course, another noon kickoff for mah Shitty Wolves to suffer through. Ay yi yi... Our beloved Premiership is being lazy arseholes and not giving
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head. You're welcome. And now, to the important stuff! Yesterday, we were
So, last week, King Hippo took you through the beginning of the English Premier League (EPL). In addition to the EPL, the French league, Ligue 1, started last weekend. Here are the standings for both leagues: Meanwhile, La Liga and Serie A BOTH start this weekend while the German Bundesliga starts play