2018 World Cup Team Preview – Colombia

ballsofsteelandfury - June 10, 2018June 10, 2018

Quite a few of us resident DFO Lesser Footy enthusiasts have Colombia as our sleeper of the tourney. Therefore, we've decided to split up the preview amongst us, roundtable style. Without further ado, *** Balls Colombia invented the butt-lift jeans. Seriously. Some places call them "levantapompis" or "magicola". Just know that if you see any

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Sweden

ballsofsteelandfury - June 5, 2018June 3, 2018

Whatever happened to the Swedish Bikini Team? I mean, yeah, they were really American models that were put together for an Old Milwaukee advertising campaign in the early 90s, but still... The eternal question remains: how hot are real Swedish girls? Um, yeah... so the answer is VERY. But this is a World Cup

World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance

Wakezilla - June 3, 2018June 3, 2018

*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing heavily: Oh yeah, that little black dress is getting a little uncomfortable. Take it off, baby. *The sound of pumping Vaseline can be heard* OM: Oh yeah, almost there,

World Cup 2018 Costa Rica Preview: Mangoes FOAR All!

King Hippo - May 30, 2018May 30, 2018

Costa Rica is a delightful Central American nation. Friendly people, tropical weather without the bullshit Carnival Cruise tourismo atmosphere to trigger the shit out of one's white guilt. I thoroughly enjoyed my Divorcemas trip there several years ago. They have a saying for how the peoples live - "la pura

2018 World Cup Preview: Iceland

DFOing Good

Senor Weaselo - May 27, 2018May 27, 2018

The other day I saw an ad on the social medias that wasn't about Cambridge Analytica, but was for some liquor stating that due to the United States not qualifying for the World Cup we should all be rooting for Iceland. Now, I found this quite peculiar, because I'm fairly

World Cup 2018 Peru Preview: Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Wakezilla - May 24, 2018May 24, 2018

The guy in the featured image is Inti, God of the sun. As you can tell, he isn't fluting around. Inti is revered as the most significant God in the Incan state. Legend has it that he is the son of Viracocha, the god of civilization, and that Inti was

Coupe du monde de football. Vive La France.

litre_cola - May 23, 2018May 22, 2018

Bonjour mes amis! Bienvenue au prevue de l'equipe Francais! I have a soft spot for France. I love the country, I actually like French people and have been to a few matches there and they definitely have passion for the game. Let's have a look at the squad that they are

Huzzah, Teh Bastard Man Is Gone!

King Hippo - May 19, 2018

Sorry for the late postings, I forgot. But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt a/k/a The Gravy Boat has been formally sacked. Hippo can wear his Everton hat again! And with PSV Eindhoven's Marcel Brands already taking the reins as the new Director

World Cup 2018 Team Preview: Iran (So Far)

Senor Weaselo - May 17, 2018May 17, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoS8DrrlnTQ Welcome to another DFO World Cup preview. Today we'll be looking at the Iranian team. They are known as "Team Melli," which means "The National Team." They've also been called the Persian Stars, Shiran e Iran (the Iranian Lions), the Cheetahs (due to conservation efforts), or the Princes of Persia. Would

Morocco. Hell of a country, not sure about their futbollers.

litre_cola - May 16, 2018May 16, 2018

Morocco! Cover photo is of the night market in Marrakech. If you love food and experiences then definitely this should be on your travel bucket list. They Moroccans are in a group with Spain, Portugal and Iran. Even though they qualified through a very tough group in Africa I cannot name

Your Saturday Morning Futbol Open Thread, Now with Moar EPL!

ballsofsteelandfury - April 14, 2018April 13, 2018

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It seems every other time I've written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I am biased against the EPL. Those people are correct. Let's take a look at the matchups, one by one, and see why I'm so biased. All

Wednesday’s Champions League 2 leg QF

litre_cola - April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

Well here we are with two games. Yep second fixtures in the tie. Both are not worth skipping out from work to watch for me. Bayern Munich v Sevilla at Allianz Arena (2-1) Litre_Cola :There is no way that Sevilla wins this 2-0 so I will weave a tale. I visited the