Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy thread: Jose’s last stand?

Wakezilla - December 8, 2018December 8, 2018

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Good morning! Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure why Don T is out, but he was screaming something about La Llorona. I couldn’t exactly hear Hippo’s excuse because someone was pounding on his front door.

Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter

King Hippo - November 24, 2018November 23, 2018

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Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re the lack of a 7:30 option). West Ham and Man City are your NBCSN option, and that should be a right bloodbath. Fortunately, you can watch Everton

Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)

King Hippo - October 27, 2018October 26, 2018

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Yes, it's time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded off. Everton (in 8th position on 15 points, +3 GD) only need a draw at Old Trafford to stay above Manure (10th, -1), and the Blues

Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2018October 7, 2018

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Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably this one: Even though I was a wee lil Steelers fan back then, I really liked the Houston Oilers and Earl Campbell and Dan Pastorini. Those were some

Lesser Footy/JV NFL Combo Platter – Welcoming October

King Hippo - October 6, 2018

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Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it's been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing Christ. And of course, another noon kickoff for mah Shitty Wolves to suffer through. Ay yi yi... Our beloved Premiership is being lazy arseholes and not giving

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!

ballsofsteelandfury - September 29, 2018September 28, 2018

It's my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without further ado, Crikey! That's some great games! Before I forget, you need to watch this: In case you didn't watch the Grand Final last night... On to the Burning Questions of

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread

litre_cola - September 22, 2018September 21, 2018

Good morning, I hope you are well. I'm most likely already up due to a teething toddler and the fact that teh Mighty Fulham is the early game today! I will get to that later. This past week was teh start of the Champions League and we around the DFO futbol

Your Champions League Matchday 1 (Day 2) Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - September 19, 2018September 19, 2018

You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head. You're welcome. And now, to the important stuff! Yesterday, we were

JV-Only Week Two Boogaloo

King Hippo - September 8, 2018September 7, 2018

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Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on all weekend like I do, over footy but fucking still, UGH). A full Saturday before NFL Week 1 would have been superb, but alas. To the

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread

litre_cola - August 25, 2018August 24, 2018

Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm

Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – The REAL Fútbol Begins

ballsofsteelandfury - August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

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So, last week, King Hippo took you through the beginning of the English Premier League (EPL). In addition to the EPL, the French league, Ligue 1, started last weekend. Here are the standings for both leagues: Meanwhile, La Liga and Serie A BOTH start this weekend while the German Bundesliga starts play

Properly Kicking Off 2018-19 Lesser Footy

King Hippo - August 11, 2018August 10, 2018

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Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic! Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with