Men Untied Rise Again? Lesser Footy Thread

While we wait on the Easter Bunny to spring back into life, at least there is sportsball to keep us occupado.

Home to Still Shite But Trying Harder Everton (7:30, USA) should be a nice cure for the Fightin’ Wakeys goalscoring woes.  I am still mad at them for capitulating so meekly to the Bonesaws last weekend, not that they really care.  But STILL.

The 10:00 window has the arse end of the Table covered, though the Title race will have to wait.  The newly-Hippo-Christened (topical!) All Hams Matter Derby (Ful v. West, Peacock) is a righteous streaming option.  USA will instead cover the clown show that is Frank Lampard’s temporary return to the Chelski touchline.  Wolves have been dire of late, so it could be the happy kind of clown show (this week only).  Praise Beesus against the Bonesaws is at least mutually top half, I guess (also Peacock).

Sometimes the Spotlight Dance is but a gentle lullaby to send one to nap town.  Like when Sham Town hosts the in-form City of Men (12:30, NBC).  Supposedly, they will even get Hulk SMASH back, taking the likely scoreline from 4-nil to 6-nil.  Fun!

You have to wait until Easter proper to see the putative champion King’s Afrikan Water Pistols (11:30, Peacock), away to the filthy Redshite.  Will I break my laptop over a Fuckweasel Klopp “resurrection” joke?  PROBABLY!

Beyond that, I got nothing for ya.  Baseball is deffo the “hellscape kind” of clown show, so who gives a flying fuck.  And no, I am not impressed by Oli Marmol’s weirdo “redass” routine.  SIGH.