Sexy Friday – 20230406

TGIF! Happy Kraken playoff season! I will be wildly Releasing the Kraken for the foreseeable future. Oh, also, it’s Easter weekend if anyone cares. Chocolates and hard boiled eggs for all.

Survival – Personal Edition

The reason we all love Friday is because that means the work week is over. And apparently, the moratorium on going to the office is officially over judging by the amount of time I spend in traffic now. Which means, lots of us are spending more time in the office lavatory. Now, one that that’s different with the work loo, aside from getting paid to use it, is that there’s no damn plunger handy. So let’s learn how to handle this issue if you don’t want to leave it to co-workers or the under-paid and under-appreciated janitor.

• Ok, you’ve officially confirmed that turd rocket is not going anywhere. Your first tactic is just wait. Several minutes just might be enough for the issue to resolve itself. After that short wait, if the water level has receded flush again and you may be free.
• Let the water recede again. Now fill up a pitcher of water and head back to the crime scene. Hold the pitcher about 3 feet above the clog pond, then pour and flush at the same time. The extra water and pressure can sometimes be enough to get things moving.
• If you’re still in a pickle dealing with that unfleshed pickle, it’s fabrication time. Get a wire coat hanger. Don’t worry, no one is about to send you to prison or the chair, that’s not what we’re doing here! Untwist the hanger so it’s a nice straight wire. Create a loop on one end to use as a handle and on the other end to hold a hand towel. Now get that hand towel and tie it in a knot on the other end above the loop. The knot should be the same size as the bottom of the bowl opening.
• Now, use your improvised hand towel plunger as a plunger. Push as far as you can, then plunge up and down. Should be pretty obvious when the plunging has worked. Then flush to clean everything up and toss your prison plunger in the trash.
• If the plunging didn’t work, you can wait several minutes and repeat until successful. Or until you need to get back to work and not get fired and let someone else deal with it.
• Don’t forget to thoroughly wash your hands after any of this activity.

There you go. You’re now officially a plunger-optional office drone. Good job!

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to what’s most important: Commenting and drinking!