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Get Well Andre Gomes – 9 November 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
No doubt by now, you’ve heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you’ll live). Enough…
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What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my “every 5 weeks” haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you,…
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Sexy Footy Sabado – Marcel Brands Edition
Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all…
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Down to the Raging Afrikan Semis – Lesser Moving Forward
This is a bit of a footy desert for us degenerate #HAILGAMBLOR types. There is less to pick and choose from, so we tend…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!
Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…
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So Much Lesser Footy, So Much HATE
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…
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Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)
Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…
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Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!
Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check. We gather here today…
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JV NFL Championship Saturday and Everton Sells Its Soul and Future
It’s with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. …
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Your “Engage Tire Fire Protocol!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jay Cutler has cleared concussion protocol, and will start Sunday versus Denver. The Broncos will counter with (spins wheel) Trevor Siemian. Devonta…