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Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread

October 21, 2017

With Thursday’s pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point…

Two Mea Cuplas FOAR EPL Week Three (Also Trickle of JV NFL)

August 26, 2017

The first mea culpa is a good one. I was really against what I saw as an overly sentimental, at best pointless, at worst…

July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread

July 8, 2017

There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid,…

We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…

April 29, 2017

That’s right, fuckers. 2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN’s Sunday triple-header are where it’s at this week. Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful…

To Hell With International Breaks Especially Before Derby Day

April 1, 2017

Everton starts this weekend’s festivities with a visit to Anfield to take on the hated Redshite (7:30, NBCSN), a ground at which they have…

Lesser Footy Before the Madness

March 4, 2017

Yes, it’s almost time to be consumed with our office pools and the like. But first, there is some unfinished business in the Prem…

Returning From A Frightful Lesser and Greater Footy Weekend

January 14, 2017

Let’s DO BETTER, shall we? Things kick off bright and early Saturday (7:30, NBCSN), with 3rd position Spurs hosting surprisingly pesky West Brom. The…