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Third Place Everton and Lamar! (Plus Other Minor Things Previewed)
Pictured is Ronald Koeman, in a rare smiling pose. Despite being unbeaten on the young season (with three wins on the bounce, after humiliating…
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UEFA Euros Preview – Belgium
As the above-pictured Romelu Lukaku (Everton WOO!!!!) goal may remind you, Belgium are the side that took out los Estados Unidos in the Round…
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Foxy Footy’s Crowning Weekend? Plus Rounds 4-7!
As an Evertonian, I’m up early today mostly to boo. Plus I have to wake up kids and drive them around for various school-related…
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No Raging Semi FOAR the FA Cup No Mo (smh)
Above is Ramiro Funes Mori, grabbing the badge. That’s all well and good…except it’s in the midst of a 4-nil loss to the Redshite,…
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FA Cup Quarterfinals/Abbreviated EPL Schedule Preview
Finally, there is no way around it. I have to talk about the FA Cup. We are now in the quarterfinal round, which is…
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Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview
Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to…
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Everton/Swansea and Arsenal/Chelski Match Thread
Just something to tide you over until somebody else wakes up and starts loading some GET HYPE! material.
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2016’s First EPL and JV Footy Saturday Preview
Did everybody enjoy all the shitty blowouts yesterday? That’s not even counting those of you who encountered “day after” gastrointestinal distress ,, smgdh. Fortunately,…
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Welcome Back EPL Saturday! Preview
As perhaps 2 or 3 Commentist Party members may have noticed, there was no Saturday morning thread last week, thanks to the Premier League…
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I Have No Clever Title – EPL and JV NFL Open Saturday Thread (7 November)
Our calendars turn to November, and sleeping weather starts to kick in. Well, for those of us whose internal clocks allow such things. Enjoy…