Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded off.  Everton (in 8th position on 15 points, +3 GD) only need a draw at Old Trafford to stay above Manure (10th, -1), and the Blues come in hot and looking for all three.  Damn it, but Lukaku is still on the opposite touchline, and a force to be reckoned with.  It should be a real cracker of a match (especially if Ademola Lookman gets a start for the Toffees), sadly it comes on the weekend where the Colonies’ Daylight Savings Time differs from tha Muthaland, moving the kickoff to noon EST on Sunday (NBC).  Palace and Arsenal warm things up on NBCSN (9:25), if the London Jaguras/Iggles match gets too dull.  Burnley/Chelski too, but you needs NBC Gold for that.

Warning: watching Lesser Footy on stream whilst following multiple blog comment feeds AND watching RedZone will likely kill me.  HUZZAH!

So that’s me hitting Sunday before the Saturday slate.  What of that? you may ask.  Nothing before 10, so get your beauty rest.

Seriously, Redshite/Cardiff is the main offering (NBCSN).  Just fuck right off.  And let’s hope you have Gold, because that’s the only way you’ll see anything else.  I’d recommend the DFO Derby of Litre’s struggling Fulham v. yeah right’s surging Bournemouth (no shit, 6th position!).  It has bananacakes (which the Brits would STILL call a pudding) 4-4 draw written all over it.  A savvy live bettor (i.e., NOT HIPPO) could make much coin on this.  Brighton and Wolves also feels mildly interesting.

Lester is having West Ham for tea over on NBC (12:30), but that is nae JV NFL skipping calibre in my book.  But we wish Fronk all the best anyway.

The entire weekend slate is thrown off by the Blue Mancs taking on Spurs on British MNF (4:00, NBCSN), presumably to draw attention away from how shite a matchup Dreamboat v. Horse Balls will be later that evening.  Nice cross-network friendly gesture!

Oh, there’s also some Classic Coke fixture that weird Scottish guy will be squealing about (10:55, BeIn), but there will be no Messi nor any strike force whatsoever for Real Madrid, which will make it sort of seem like Atleti is playing an intra-squadder.

Hmmmmm, ya like that one, Balls? 😀

Our Young Boys will lotion up back in the comfortable confines of Wankdorf this Saturday, against sommet called FC Sion (1:00, some stream that surely won’t get you on any MOAR watch lists!).  Fresh off an encouraging 23 Oct Champions League draw v. Valencia, Young Boys will look to rise up, take a hard line early, and pound Sion’s back end into submission.

On to the JV!!!

Clemson at Florida State (Noon, ABC)

Rarest of rarities, the Semenholes being good guys?  Nah, they both can get fucked straight into the Atlantic, and I have no hope for Dabo!’s boys losing even once, let alone the necessary twice.  Until Bama turns them inside out, that is.

Texas Tech at Iowa State (Noon, ESPN2)

Guns Up!! has started doing it with some defense?  Way to STAND UR GROUND, fellas.  Team Cornpone State can be awfully pesky at home, thus the 5.5 point spread in favour of the 3-3 side.  Probably a trap bet, but I wish I could bet it.

Purdue at Michigan State (Noon, ESPN)

Sorry, Cancer Boy.  Your miracle ticket was good FOAR one week only.  Welcome back to reality, as if the cancer ain’t remind you of that plenty enough.

TCU at Kansas (3:00, FS1)

Moneyline I wish I could bet, as this is likely KU’s best chance to get a Big Twaaaalllllve win this season.  Bloodeyes don’t deserve to give 13 on the road against a MAC school this season.

Florida v. Georgia @ Silky Gerard’s Place (3:30, CBS)

Oh yeah, the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, primed to see some Bulldog Vengeance!  Unless it turns out they just ain’t worth a fuck, in which case the Gators will take control of their destiny in the race to lose to Bama by 30 in early December.

Iowa State at Penn State (3:30, ESPN)

Holy shit, will this be a slog.  It would make your ded, racist grandpappy pretty hard (if only he were still alive), though.  Also that creepy paedo uncle.

Kentucky at Missouri (4:00, SECN)

Here comes another trap line (Mizzou -7) – I get that the Tiggers’ve had a tough schedule to be 0-3 in League play, but Kenfucky has played legitimately decent footbaw to get to 6-1, including last week’s tricky fixture in the wind against Vandy.

NC State at Syracuse (7:00, ESPN2)

We shall see if Clemson beats the (back to shitty) wolves twice, as you have to be mentally right playing SillyCuse.  They hit ya in the mouth, and one best be ready to respond.  State ain’t good enough to be dazed and confused for a half before getting its scat together.  Line opened at Cuse -1.5, is Pack -2 as of Friday night.  Fuck, that makes me itchy.  Another DFO Derby of sorts, since scotchy mildly claims the L’Orange JV NFL side now.

Washington State at Stanford (7:00, PAC-12)

This is a really good matchup between two 3-1 (in-conference) teams, both coming off emotional wins, and I can’t believe it’s not on a real network.  I guess Fox has to show that dumb based balling.

Texas A&M at Mississippi State (7:00, ESPN)

Cowbells went and hired Paedo State’s offensive “guru” and since that decision, have had no discernible offense whatsoever.  Whispers are that a QB change could be afoot (bad pun in memory of last Egg Bowl’s gruesome injury).  Still a trap game for the Aggies, who I still think are poop.

Oregon at Arizona (10:30, ESPN)

Another week, another apology for the bad tweaker selection.  But hey, at least Bear Down FOAR Midterms won last week’s White Power Bowl – though they still need 3 wins out of their last 4 to go bowling.  Oregon could be deflated after their wet fart on the Paloose.  Or pissed off.  Fuck if I know, this League is weird, man.

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Gratliff

Rewatching Creepshow 2. The main character in the oil raft story who’s absolutely the lawful good member of the group starts molesting his dead friend’s girlfriend while she’s asleep, causing her to die. What is it with Stephen King and fucked up sexuality in his stories?

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll never re-read IT. Not because it wasn’t scary, it was; it was just that whole “12-year-old-girl-pulling-the-train” thing really skeeved me out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I like this Cool-aide thing better than the Andy Reid one

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Dammit Cornpones

theeWeeBabySeamus

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST UGA.
IT’S NC STATE AT OHIO STATE ALL OVER AGAIN FFS.

Fine. I gotta go kill….errrrr i mean rationally talk to…..some of my relatives.

BUT FFS UGA WTF????????????????????????????????????

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I miss the 1970s.

Senor Weaselo

That is some goal line stand right there. Even with the PI.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Hey dawgs, run it again. lol

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Cowards.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, even as a UGa fan, I gotta say that was a pretty sketchy call.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Woooo!!!!! Go Dawgs.
Sudden change!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nothing there to overturn that. Screw you SEC if you do.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah shit, asshole family is here.
Catch you later. This probably won’t take long.

Senor Weaselo

#PrayForTWBS…’sLiver…MoreThanWeAlreadyWere

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah, I stayed sober for this intentionally. Once I kick their asses out, I’ll get my drank on.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Dawgs fan in spikes… would that make a red hole?

theeWeeBabySeamus

GODDAMIT UGa. You just got neutered.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Right in the fucking nuts.

Senor Weaselo

THAT’S MY NEST! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Senor Weaselo

I expected nor’easter. This is just cold and gray and depressingly out!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

This Houston South Florida game is pretty fun!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WTF??? RACCOONS ARE ILLEGAL?!?!?

Game Time Decision

Giraffes and raccoons are friends? Who knew

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This has to be Florida.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Ryan McPoyle’s not looking too good.comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Rabid raccoons; not even once.

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Mike Glennon is really trying to fit in with the locals down in Arizona.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think that’s her grampa.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which bring us to; either has the ability to basically open their throat……..

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

The Fox ruled!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes.

yeah right

Ziggy zoggy Ziggy zoggy hoi hoi hoi!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

She’s lovely.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And drunk soooooo….bonus?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

10-15 more of those and I’d be handsome.

Fronkenshteen

Just finished little man’s, soccer game and 7th birthday party, so I just looked at the news for the first time. Shalom to all my Jewish friends. And as always, a pox on the house of trump.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“No wonder this spa was so cheap.”

Game Time Decision

Includes full body massage

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

The human spine is amazing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

9/10…would let her grill my meat

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ouch……… oh, FIGURATIVELY.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d put it in her oven.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are already baked.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee….don’t I wish.

WCS

I feel like I just drank a gallon of Fight Milk.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

And now for a live look inside WCS’s colon.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Isn’t the first rule of Fight Milk to not talk about Fight Milk?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Woof Woof.

UF kinda sucks. This makes me happy.

Wakezilla

Me: This American news is depressing. Lets check on a happy country like Brazil. Lets see what’s going on there.

/googles Brazil, sees a presidential race is happening.

Oh… oh god no.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2018/10/26/brazils-version-trump-makes-trump-look-like-mr-rogers/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d6fc3ff0b468

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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And this is from a republican.

Senor Weaselo

We have always been at war with Eurasia. Actually at this point I think we’re at war with the rest of Oceania.

Wakezilla

Trump has a 91% approval rating with those affiliated with the Republican party. It’s sad that media types are more concerned about protecting the GOP brand post Trump than addressing the fact that his ideology represents most of its constituents. Being racist in a civilized manner is still being racist.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Blair Walsh’s cat, I presume?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Let’s go, Dawgs!!!!!!

scotchnaut

CBS Primetime-

Re-enforcing stereotypes to old liberals that think they’re bias-free.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

“Everyone should be fully armed in today’s America.”

-Mr. Scary Octopus, the NRA’s newest mascot

Wakezilla

Uh, America’s spy agency NROL-39 would like a word with copy right infringements

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yeah right

It’s just NRO the L-39 is the mission designation.

Probably. Just guessing though.

WCS

The shooter entered the synagogue shouting, “All Jews must die!” I wonder who he voted for.

Spur
Spur

the guy with the Jewish son-in-law?

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Trump has already said on TV that if the synagogue had armed guards and checkpoints, no one would have been hurt.

Its amazing to me that this is an even arguable position…that we need to arm our freaking places of worship. I cannot fathom how the US is considered to be a first world country at this point.

Wakezilla

Problem is, there are a lot more Politicians than Agent Orange who share these views and promote white supremacy. Steve King immediately comes to mind

Gratliff

“Did someone say ‘False flag’?” – Like half of Twitter right now

scotchnaut

Vandy/Arky is busted-what next?