Spending holiday time alone is fucking great. Even if the footy action is a wet fart in a paper bag that has seen better days. Our erstwhile Fuck Lions started things off, and oh my, they did not have the Turkey Day performance boost they usually have. Only a series of
Yes, my friends, it's time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods. Ain't that always a hoot? No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they's on international break, yet again. SIGH. Michigan State at Ohio State (Noon, Fox) These teams are right next to one another in the rankings (12/13), but the spread
Yes, it's coming early this year, but Bedlam! nonetheless. First, the rolly-ball varietal. Stoke City and Leicester start us off (8:30, NBCSN), with the time zones still all fucked up and shite. Stoke are really awful, Foxes slightly less so. Alarm not set. Newcastle and Bournemouth somehow pass for NBCSN's "feature"
With Thursday's pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point representing the worst English result at this stage ever - and that's even counting Hull the season they made it whilst playing in the Championship). Combined with
Welcome back to the full monty of Lesser Footy, no more international break silliness. HAHAHAHAHAHA, losing at home to Trinidad and Tobago, USMNT. Have a fucking word. It's the battle of annoying, evil arsehole red-clad sides to start things off, with semi-struggling Liverpool hosting 2nd on goal differential United (7:30, NBCSN).
For the record, I am typing this here preview up before my maybe-not-quite-shitty wolves host Louisville Thursday night, and crash like Icarus and send me deeper into depression. Bell Biv, DeVoe (DaVoe??), now ya know. Paedo State at Northwestern (Noon, ABC) It would be nice if the Mildcats did a thing. I
I hope you enjoyed last week's hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion. Onwards we go, nonetheless! Palace and Soton open things up (7:30, NBCSN), with the former sporting a new manager after collecting ZERO points from the first four fixtures. Saints have