Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that

Hippo Still Hates All The Things (Night Edition)

Washington State (+13) at Southern Cal (7:30, Fox) We might have to call them Troi Boiz-2-Men if they navigate this fixture.  Then again, I'd prefer to not. Kansas State (-1.5) at Iowa State (7:30, ESPNU) Apparently this is branded as Farmageddon and I just can't love that any more than I already does. Texas

Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread

Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void.  But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game.  Because FUCK YOU, the FA says.  Three pointless streamers and Bees/Bonesaws (USA) in the 10:00 window.  Hey, it passes the time.  Spotlight Dance is Brighton/Spurs (12:30, NBC), which

JV Saturday Thread teh Firstest

There's a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread.  But don't neglect the hors d'oeveres! NC State (-11.5) at East Carolina (Noon, ESPN) NC State should never, ever play these hillbilly Deliverance extras.  ESPECIALLY in Satan's taint (aka Greenville, North Cakalaky).  But, because our "leadership"

Formally Week One FOAR JV NFL (Thursday Night Open Thread)

Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW??  I fuckin' thought so. West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN) A great (read: hate-filled) rivalry gets re-ignited.  Suffer along with WCS, not sure anyone in the Clubhouse has positive fee-fees for JV Yinzers?  Anyway, this is way too many points.  Fuckers du

2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)

Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday.  We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions with the Bearistocrats! this season.  You might expect hilarity to ensue, and the participants did NOT disappoint.  The game was close throughout, a fact overshadowed by its