Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don’t have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that leave us? Watching daytime TV while still attempting to clean up from Christmas? Sure.
I rewatched Who Framed Roger Rabbit last night, and I forgot how goddamn horrifying it was to watch Judge Doom dip that shoe as a six-year-old. It was downright terrifying then, and it’s still like watching a baby rabbit drown today. How was the a “kid’s” movie? Can’t wait for the Lil’ WCSes to experience the same thing their old man did!
If you’re into the JV footy bowl mania, then today is a biggie. We’ve got a quadruple header today, starting at 14:00 EST in the Military Bowl between Dook (no relation) and self-appointed 2017 national champion Central Florida. This is the third officially sanctioned bowl game with a direct tie-in to Dwight Eisenhower’s fear. Take that for what it’s worth. It’s on TWWL.
Anyway, after that, there’s the Liberty Bowl, with Kansas looking to win a bowl game and secure a winning season for the first time since the first Obama Administration. Yeah, it’s been a while for the FOOBAWL Jayhawks. They’ll be entertaining fellow 6-6 squad, PIG SOOHEY. This could be a fun one, since both teams see defense as merely a theoretical concept, and not something that can actually happen. Kickoff is 17:30 EST on TWWL.
The third game looks like the funnest on paper. HOLIDAY ROOOOAAAHHHOOOAAAAD is back for the first time since the Before Time, In the Long, Long Ago. It features #15 Oregon against Hippo’s personal arch-nemesis, U*NC in Whale’s Vagina, CA. Oregon is looking to launch what should be a major offseason and CFP contention next season. The show starts at 20:00 on FOX.
TWWL has the tweaker show, the Texas Bowl between Texas Tech and Ole Miss. One brought us Kliff Kingbury, the other is lead by Lane Kiffin. This is best ignored.
Grab a drink, relax, do whatever. Just no pants. Yinz know the Clubhouse rule. And Judge Doom deserves to burn in Toon Hell.
The wife of the Razorbacks coach is chewing gum hard just like the finest truck stop hussy you ever did see.
A most exciting comeback to a college football game will now be ruined by the travesty of new overtime rules
Shades of Plano East!
Okay, I’m watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the first time thanks to you and I just got to that scene with “the dip”.
All I can say is that judge is a dick !
Oh, and Jessica has some real nice titties and ass.
And I love how Baby Herman just slapped that girl’s ass!
Dolores has nice titties too.
Time for another round of “Guess the Quarterback’s Skin Color Based on These Football Talking Guy Compliments:”
-Sneaky Athletic
-Just wants to win
-Compares to a smaller Josh Allen
Giveaway Hint: he plays for UNC
Answer: Drake Maye, who I’ve never met in person but am assuming he’s white.
I was thinking that like honey skinned black guy with the eyes and the like curly blonde hair.
I am convinced the NFL is now testing for something they hadn’t been for a while. Our maybe something with procedures. Either way, these guys all falling off this year and the utter underwhelment of physical magnificence in seperating teams makes me think the main cultprit is guys no longer juicing something.
Or years of soft coaching and rule changes has resulted in a less attractive product.
Or I’m in Arizona so what the hell would i know about good football?
I’m going to go with the rule changes. They’ve destroyed what was fun about the NFL.
I hate to sound like an old man but GOOD POINT, SAL!
I was right about Ann Hart. I was right about this.
Isn’t Who Framed Roger Rabbit the one that brought us rabbit titties?
How is this considered a kids movie?
If memory serves-it was couched in those terms by the advertising campaign and the usual dumb, compliant, and readily reliable media barfed it right back up to us without a single question/complaint.
Have you ever been out at a bar with your [spouse/partner/SO] and they go “wow, it smells like someone took a shit in here” and given that you’re the one who just farted, you have to decide whether to fess up or say “I know, right?”
Me neither.
Or say, “That’s Your BFC!” while pretending you’re saying, “That’s Rikki’s Raiders!”
She better not recognize the same brand at home
Bowl Update: The best Kansas is ARkansas.
Obviously better than YOUR Kansas
Didnt Kansas start the season 6-0? Now they’re 6-6, is that even mathematically possible?
5-0
Dr. Jeff Fischer raises a finger…
You would think this is BC Dick’s favourite time of the year…
Because it’s too early for the Canucks to be eliminated from the playoffs?
I heard that Duke coach Elko of Duke is a distant relative of a certain rapscallion that ran the motor pool at Fort Baxter.
Here he is getting fired from that job for showing his secretary a pic of his genitals.
Another one bites the dust
Great, yet another Слезы на небесах remake ahead.
In Russia, this Van Morrison tune is not a lively tune about a day in the life of a young labourer but rather an explicit warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYyVxQgnhDo&ab_channel=thijsie7
“But not all
encyclopaedia salesmenRussian oligarchs are successful. Here is an unsuccessfulencyclopaedia salesmanRussian oligarch.”“I think there’s a lesson there for all of us”
But other than that, let’s be international partners!
Working and bowl watching.
Bowl still hasn’t lit itself.
Looking forward to watching Kansas and ARKansas. Is that like how an archangel is a higher-ranked angel? Or is it just two states I have/will never set foot in?
No. No, WCS, I am not.
…but is he a Millionaire???
“His name was trending on Twitter earlier this month and is again after SBS analyst Lucy Zelic called for Australians to stop using Socceroos star Jason Cummings’ ‘degrading’ nickname.
The nickname ‘Cumdog’ is self-appointed and comes from when he wrestled during his playing time at the Scottish club Hibernian, he revealed in a Q&A session.”
https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/jason-cummings-socceroos-footballers-nickname-cumdog-causes-a-stir-with-sbs-analyst-lucy-zelic-c-9258809
It will be a porn parody series by tomorrow
Tomorrow?
-Balls making final edits to the parody
Is she his girlfriend?
If he doesn’t care, why should she?
It’s a laundry festival today. I lead an exciting and often dangerous life! Here’s a joke from Gumby:
A man went to the ER with 25 plastic toy horses in his rectum. Doctor’s described his condition as “stable.”
Well Hell. I’m sitting here at work plugging away as always.
It’s a little slow this week so I take the time to clean up Every.Single.Outstanding issue so I can start the New Year from scratch.
Letting my folks rest up instead. Shit, they got family at home and mine are grown so why not.
Have week off work and so does family. In hindsight, I should have not said anything, and left each day for 8 hours.
I’d really enjoy a Rock Flag and Eagle Bowl next year
Or just smoke a bowl and watch an old episode of Fraggle Rock.
Now I have the song stuck in my head!🎶 Down at Fraggle Rock!🎵
Just got up from a nap. Was up early making breakfast and lunches for the kids as they are working this week. My big thing so far today was to finish the new season of Archer. Not sure what to watch next but one of the options is the new season of Letterkenny
You’ve put the kids to work this week? So have I-I like the
stab woundscut of your jib.I would say that the Military Bowl is the first one I’ve seen that looks like someone other than friends and family showed up to watch.
Maybe friends and extended family.
Cruel and unusual punishment for whoever they are trying to get information out of?
Population of UCF is approximately 10x more than India, so just by coincidence there should be plenty of fans in the stands
Took the week off and am pacing myself. Couple low level chores per day but lots of goofin off. Tomorrow is a vid game afternoon marathon followed by pizza. I do look forward to that. With the kids watching this stuff today, I think the lil WCS’s may be safer with Judge Doom afterall.
/wishes he had games like her as a kid
// stupid GI Joe toys
but Kung-Fu Grip!!
Barbie appreciated GI Joe’s Kung-Fu Grip!