Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don’t have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that leave us? Watching daytime TV while still attempting to clean up from Christmas? Sure.

I rewatched Who Framed Roger Rabbit last night, and I forgot how goddamn horrifying it was to watch Judge Doom dip that shoe as a six-year-old. It was downright terrifying then, and it’s still like watching a baby rabbit drown today. How was the a “kid’s” movie? Can’t wait for the Lil’ WCSes to experience the same thing their old man did!

If you’re into the JV footy bowl mania, then today is a biggie. We’ve got a quadruple header today, starting at 14:00 EST in the Military Bowl between Dook (no relation) and self-appointed 2017 national champion Central Florida. This is the third officially sanctioned bowl game with a direct tie-in to Dwight Eisenhower’s fear. Take that for what it’s worth. It’s on TWWL.

Anyway, after that, there’s the Liberty Bowl, with Kansas looking to win a bowl game and secure a winning season for the first time since the first Obama Administration. Yeah, it’s been a while for the FOOBAWL Jayhawks. They’ll be entertaining fellow 6-6 squad, PIG SOOHEY. This could be a fun one, since both teams see defense as merely a theoretical concept, and not something that can actually happen. Kickoff is 17:30 EST on TWWL.

The third game looks like the funnest on paper. HOLIDAY ROOOOAAAHHHOOOAAAAD is back for the first time since the Before Time, In the Long, Long Ago. It features #15 Oregon against Hippo’s personal arch-nemesis, U*NC in Whale’s Vagina, CA. Oregon is looking to launch what should be a major offseason and CFP contention next season. The show starts at 20:00 on FOX.

TWWL has the tweaker show, the Texas Bowl between Texas Tech and Ole Miss. One brought us Kliff Kingbury, the other is lead by Lane Kiffin. This is best ignored.

Grab a drink, relax, do whatever. Just no pants. Yinz know the Clubhouse rule. And Judge Doom deserves to burn in Toon Hell.