I just don't have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:
Break out a fresh bag of "Feline Pine", because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
At most, he plays the
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games.
Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας!
The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away:
A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol.
Branden Albert now wants to unretire & play for the Jags.
News he might have to repay a $3.4 million signing bonus will do that to a fella.
Jags management instead are keeping him on the "reserve/retired" list, having moved him over from the more vague "left team"
Kam Chancellor agreed to a three-year extension. Three years, $36 million - with $25 million guaranteed.
Look forward to Seattle in 2017 having a great defence, and Russell Wilson having to run for his life because they can only afford tackling dummies on the O-line.
Injuries have forced
Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin Kaepernick.
Because Ray Lewis might've helped kill a guy, but Ravens fans DO NOT FORGIVE taking a knee during a ceremonial part of a sporting contest.
It was a scorcher in VanCity today. Sure - 28 degrees Celsius isn't a lot to people south of the 49th, but for here it's damned unpleasant when the wind isn't blowing. We are in the middle of that window Wakezilla mentioned where it's awful for aboot four weeks, when
Two big highlights of the day:
All teams have their main training camps opening today or tomorrow; and
The Hall of Fame Game is one week today.
Funnily, the increasingly shorter days seem a little bit brighter.
Problems on the elite front: Joe Flacco, depending on which story you read,
The NFL has responded to yesterday's news about CTE in athletes' brains:
We appreciate the work done by Dr. McKee and her colleagues for the value it adds in the ongoing quest for a better understanding of CTE.
As noted by the authors, there are still many unanswered questions relating
One day after being cut from the Cowboys for being nothing but trouble (& not named Ezekiel), Lucky Whitehead has had all charges dropped by Virginia police.
The cops original warrant was based on comparing the DMV photo of Whitehead to the guy they had in custody, later
So, how was your day? If there's no more write-up than this, I am still drinking after working the day game at Nat Bailey.
Serious question: have we reached a generation of people that haven't ever worked service jobs as a rite of passage? Because it seems a lot of young'uns
Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100.
something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey - he's currently available.
Matty Ice came in at #10 on the same list. He's currently being featured in a new Gatorade ad with the tagline, "Make Defeat Your Fuel".
To answer the question from last night: $200.
For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones & some Hall of Fame folks met the Pope at The Vatican.
At least Robert Kraft is an observant Jew, which made the Jerusalem event yesterday make