People have this image of Canadians as nice, genteel people, who will wait in line for a bargain
rather than stampede.
LIES! Boxing Day both brings out the crowds
and the assholes who throw down over parking spots.
All to save money on last year's models.
So next time someone tells you Canadians are generally
Hippo's got you covered for all the weirdness of the weekend, but I'd just like to take a minute to ask the pertinent question - How the hell did that happen? - to things like:
Blair Walsh missed three field goals, all wide-left. If only they'd had some indication
The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday.
A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans is reviewing the NFL's request for an emergency stay of an injunction issued by a lower court in the Elliott case.
The pressure must have gotten to John Fox - it's Truth Biscuit time in Chicago!
His first game will be next Monday night versus the Vikings.
With the Falcons bye week approaching, it appears Julio Jones - owner & wearer of the high flyin' cleats in the banner
Well, they made the old man get out of bed, because stupid people heard RUSH SAID that the Steelers were being stupid.
Reminder: there's good Rush and bad Rush
Gerald McCoy of the Buccaneers called out "social media tough guys" on his Twitter feed.
"I’ll never put my hands
Well, that was a full weekend of football & commenting. I don't know about you guys, but I need a couple of days to recharge.
Cardinals RB David Johnson needs wrist surgery & will miss 2-3 months.
They will place him on IR because, if the Cards are in
Today is the last day of the regular season at The Nat, so forgive me if the preview is short. I'm excited because people will be throwing their unused gift certificates at us, and the kegs we don't drain we drink! I'm taking a cab home because I anticipate being
The Lions have agreed to pay Matt Stafford $135 million in a five-year extension.
That's $27 million per year, or 16% of the team's 2017 salary cap if the rules were strictly followed.
It includes a $50 million signing bonus, with a bunch of cap-affecting tricks like bonuses
Getting an early start to missing part of the season, Vontaze Burfict is facing a suspension for an illegal hit back in the Bengals second pre-season game versus the Chiefs.
If it happens, his repeat offender status will result in it being five games, and cost Burfict $882,353 in
I just don't have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:
Break out a fresh bag of "Feline Pine", because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
At most, he plays the
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games.
Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας!
The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away:
A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol.
Branden Albert now wants to unretire & play for the Jags.
News he might have to repay a $3.4 million signing bonus will do that to a fella.
Jags management instead are keeping him on the "reserve/retired" list, having moved him over from the more vague "left team"