Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week.  In fact, frankly, it’s worse.  Nor am I planning to tell you about it.

But God, this is me tWBS….

It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you’d open up a gigantic sinkhole and swallow up most of my family.

(He’s not gonna do it…he hates me)

((Jerk))

Yeah, like that wasn’t already going to happen.  You don’t scare me, you pussy.  And you better sure as shit hope that’s the direction I go.  If Peter makes a clerical error and I get through those gates, Imma track you down and kick your ass you shithead.

(I’ll take “Blasphemy” for $400 Alex)

Spooky Spooky

OK, it’s almost Halloween.  So I gotta do this this week.  Next week will be too late.  So of course, it is…

Costumes and Cosplay Week!!!!!

We’ll get to that after TWiDFO and tonight’s sports choices.

This Week in DFO

Wow.  All of you really did some good stuff this week.  I mean seriously, you guys are the best.  If I was gay, I’d kiss you all full on the mouth.  Probably, with tongue.

(did I just say that out loud?)

But this week, the Employee of the Week award has to go to Scotchnaut.  He anchored every one of the NFL open threads this week.  Dude works his ass off for us.

Even if he is a stinking Canadian who roots foar Syracuse in basketball.

(jeez dude, we need to talk)

 

((and you shut up Jim Boeheim and go pick your nose some moar))

But Scotchy is definitely this week’s….

Sports Which Will Scare You 2Nite

World Series

  • Red Sox @ Dodgers (Game 3, Sox up 2-0) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FOX

NHL

  • Jets @ Red Wings – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Warriors @ Knicks – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
  • Wizards @ Kings – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

  • LaTech @ FAU – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • daU @ BC – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Indiana @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
  • Wyoming @ Colorado State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • (23)Utah @ UCLA – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

And of course, if UCLA is playing tonight, this is obligatory…

(oh relax I’m just kidding because of the Halloween thing)

((I’d never really push ’em down the stairs….as far as you know))

Sexy Costumingz

(And as seems to sometimes happen, I may or may not know one of these ladies personally…so as always, be nice.)

Enjoy….

 

 

And last, but most certainly not least….this young lady can float my boat anytime…

I’m certain that if Eiza Gonzalez ever met me, she’d like me. For about two minutes. Fortunately, that’s all I’d need.

Now THAT’S Scary

Have a great weekend, folks.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

All the female sideline reporters have the nasal voice of a Jewish girl after a nose job. I’ve known quite a few of them and I’m still in love with all of them.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I FEEL PROUD TO HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THIS MONUMENTAL GAME

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beerguyrob

Welp – time to make breakfast.
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clint greasewood
clint greasewood
Senor Weaselo

Good hustle everyone still awake. On the east coast. Time to go the fuck to sleep.

Oh, and, uh, Emma Watson, Vanessa Hudgens, Emily Osment, uh… I mean those three would be sufficient, and of course Senorita* Weaselo gets first crack at me.

And on that bombshell…

Beerguyrob

I’mma wake up in the morning, and this game will still be on.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. I FORGOT WHO WON.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

YOU DID! CONGRATS! 1.6 BILLION! PLEASE SHARE!

Col. Duke LaCross

Please don’t miss a bag!

WCS

THANK FUCK

Petronel

Fuck. Goodnight all. See you in 15 hours for the next one

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

There is always tomorrow.

Petronel

Or later today, too!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Eovaldii, please take the L and release us from this hell.

Petronel

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

IT WAS A 5 – 5 – 7 DOUBLE PLAY!

Beerguyrob

I’m typing tomorrow night’s open thread, and I’m just going to say, “Game 3 – cont.”

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

HEY BEERGUYROB PLEASE MENTION ME. GOD BLESS.

Petronel

So, I heard that Wood happens during the small hours…let’s hope he flags quickly.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

MY STREAMING APP JUST ASKED ME IF I WAS STILL ALIVE, BECAUSE IT WAS OVER 4 HOURS SINCE I PRESSED A BUTTON.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Whenever you want to question football or ice ball overtimes, remember this evening/morning.

Petronel

The words “49ers”, “Raiders”, and “bragging rights” belong nowhere near each other

Beerguyrob

Maybe in prison.

Petronel

18 woo doubleheader

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This game is older than my first pregnancy.

Col. Duke LaCross

300 komments on a Friday night. That’s good hustle!

Petronel

Well, when the box score looks like a cribbage board…

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

LET US ENJOY THIS GAME FOREVER, YEA BRETHREN . . .

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Beerguyrob

I feel sad when my favourites retire.

Not that I know who she is or anything.
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

per sempre

Petronel
Col. Duke LaCross

I’m taking the NyQuil now. If this game goes another couple innings and I have to power through this, I’m told the effects are not unlike those of quaaludes back in the 80’s.

Petronel

OKAY VAZQUEZ A TWO-RUN HOMER WOULD BE KINDA NICE.

just sayin’

Petronel

OR NOT