Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread

No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week.  In fact, frankly, it’s worse.  Nor am I planning to tell you about it.

But God, this is me tWBS….

It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you’d open up a gigantic sinkhole and swallow up most of my family.

(He’s not gonna do it…he hates me)

((Jerk))

Yeah, like that wasn’t already going to happen.  You don’t scare me, you pussy.  And you better sure as shit hope that’s the direction I go.  If Peter makes a clerical error and I get through those gates, Imma track you down and kick your ass you shithead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVii7nnj4

(I’ll take “Blasphemy” for $400 Alex)

Spooky Spooky

OK, it’s almost Halloween.  So I gotta do this this week.  Next week will be too late.  So of course, it is…

Costumes and Cosplay Week!!!!!

We’ll get to that after TWiDFO and tonight’s sports choices.

This Week in DFO

Wow.  All of you really did some good stuff this week.  I mean seriously, you guys are the best.  If I was gay, I’d kiss you all full on the mouth.  Probably, with tongue.

(did I just say that out loud?)

But this week, the Employee of the Week award has to go to Scotchnaut.  He anchored every one of the NFL open threads this week.  Dude works his ass off for us.

Even if he is a stinking Canadian who roots foar Syracuse in basketball.

(jeez dude, we need to talk)

 

((and you shut up Jim Boeheim and go pick your nose some moar))

But Scotchy is definitely this week’s….

Sports Which Will Scare You 2Nite

World Series

  • Red Sox @ Dodgers (Game 3, Sox up 2-0) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FOX

NHL

  • Jets @ Red Wings – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Warriors @ Knicks – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
  • Wizards @ Kings – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

  • LaTech @ FAU – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • daU @ BC – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Indiana @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
  • Wyoming @ Colorado State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • (23)Utah @ UCLA – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

And of course, if UCLA is playing tonight, this is obligatory…

(oh relax I’m just kidding because of the Halloween thing)

((I’d never really push ’em down the stairs….as far as you know))

Sexy Costumingz

(And as seems to sometimes happen, I may or may not know one of these ladies personally…so as always, be nice.)

Enjoy….

 

 

And last, but most certainly not least….this young lady can float my boat anytime…

I’m certain that if Eiza Gonzalez ever met me, she’d like me. For about two minutes. Fortunately, that’s all I’d need.

Now THAT’S Scary

Have a great weekend, folks.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Senor Weaselo

Weird baseball!

Mr. Ayo

Are you low on freezer vodka?

Petronel

I was at an 18-inning game at Candlestick back in the 80s – that’s about right for this point.

Petronel

Buncha folks have come down to fill the empty seats behind home plate. Might as well.

Mr. Ayo

Settle down Nunez. Got damn diva.

Mr. Ayo
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Never change, Wikipedia. Already updated:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra_innings

Mr. Ayo

I didn’t realize this was a Saturday double header

Brick Meathook

JOE BUCK IS HALLUCINATING AT THIS POINT. HE JUST REPEATS WHAT HE HEARS IN HIS EARPIECE.

ballsofsteelandfury

He’s been doing that the whole postseason. Shit, I think he does it for NFL games.

HOLY SHIT GUYS JOE BUCK BOT IS LIVE!!

clint greasewood

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Senor Weaselo

Well this’ll be the last inning, Maeda can’t throw a strike.

ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe not?

Mr. Ayo

I tried to eat 2 hours ago. During my prep, I slashed my thumb in a most gruesome manner. After splattering my kitchen with blood in my initial reaction, I then confined the leaking to the kitchen sink.

I deftly leaned over and grabbed a wad of napkins which were applied to the gash to stem the bleeding. Once controlled I went to the bathroom and retrieved 3 bandages. After unwrapping the first bandage, I removed the napkins to apply the bandage. I was then met with a jet stream of blood.

I then grabbed a paper towel and duct tape which I used to apply a tight wrap around said bleeding thumb. After 30 minutes, I again prepared another bandage and removed said duct tape and paper towel coverage. At this point, there was no jetting of blood. Instead, there was a small delay, then a massive leakage of blood.

I’ve now found some elastic rubber tape from my last surgery and have applied that tightly around my thumb. The blood flow has been staunched and survival for once seems certain.

And with no blood leakage, dinner preparations may now resume. But first, I must watch the outcome of this preordained BAHSTAWN victory.

Life is pain.

ballsofsteelandfury

Jesus, dude!

Will your steak be served…. bloody?

Mr. Ayo

Chicken quesadilla, but yeah.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You had a chance to bleed out and instead are still listening to Joe Buck?

ballsofsteelandfury

Stupid survival instinct.

Mr. Ayo

Mistakes were made

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The only way staying up for this game will have been worth it is if we see some position players pitching.

Senor Weaselo

Sawx have Sale (probably for tomorrow) and Drew Pomeranz. No more bench players.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

20 innings it is then

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

HIT THE BALL TO UGGLA!

Brick Meathook

I HOPE THIS GAME LASTS FOREVER

Mr. Ayo

You may be in luck!

Col. Duke LaCross

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This stream I’m watching is more interrupted than a 94 year old man’s

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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OK, that is a damn good costume.

Spanky Datass
ballsofsteelandfury

Greatest video ever.

Brick Meathook

Everyone involved in this game and broadcast is enjoying good Los Angeles coke and booze.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s fucking awesome.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Oh good, camera fuckery too!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

Hail Satan!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If they’re going to show a close up of a divot, I’d prefer it be of a dent someone’s fist put into Joe Buck’s face.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

For fucks sake, how are you non Pacific time people still awake and watching this crap?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Petronel

Cheetos and sheer pigheadedness.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Pats fandom is starting to make more sense.

WCS

Uh, Friday and booze.

WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

THEY’RE GETTING TIRED! CRAZINESS TO ENSUE!

Sharkbait

God. Damnit.

Brick Meathook

GODDAM!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh for shit’s sake.

Mr. Ayo

We can have HOPE?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Petronel

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Mr. Ayo

#PuigYourFriend

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Nunez has been going for his best Scott Sterling impersonation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

WTF?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

I don’t want to live in a world where Eduardo Nunez can be considered a front-runner for World Series MVP.

WCS

I don’t want to live in a world where BAWSTAHN can win another title, yet, here we are.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

He really hit the hell out of that one

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“??”

-Tyreek Hill

Senor Weaselo

My name is Senor Weaselo and I approve this message.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Oh, I was gonna post this about sexy costumes earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnIu8CI4Syw

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s the easiest way to win a costume contest

Mr. Ayo

I’ll try it out and post pics next week to confirm.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beerguyrob

Oh, never mind, they’re going to lose this game because of Dave Roberts.

Brick Meathook

They’re going to lose because they’re the Dodgers. It’s what they do.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FOR FUCK’S SAKE FUCK FUCK FUCK

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Okay, officially, Dirt Rams suck.

Mr. Ayo

Darkest timeline confirmed

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

And naturally, Eduardo Nunez’s helmet came off.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

He gets it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

IF THIS GAME KEEPS GOING WE COULD HEAR JOE BUCK ALL WEEKEND

Mr. Ayo

God willing

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

THE MAN NEVER SLEEPS

Sharkbait

Buck-bot 3000

Brick Meathook

Where was the Joe Buck Sex-Bot?

ballsofsteelandfury

Not on my list

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I used to work for a company co-owned by Gene Wilder and Jon Voight. I never met Wilder but I met Voight a few times and he was a pretty cool guy.

WCS

Ever buy his car? (old people reference)

Brick Meathook

No, but when I first met him in an elevator I thought he was a lawyer and I told him that I thought he looked like Jon Voight. True story.

Mr. Ayo

They had problems with the hair plugs.

ballsofsteelandfury

Fuck-bot 3000 was my 6th pick in the earlier Hippo discussion.

Mr. Ayo

Madson? Again? Good night!

Beerguyrob

The Dodgers might win this game in spite of Dave Roberts.

ballsofsteelandfury

I dunno, man. He may be the Andy Reid of baseball.

Petronel

Is there any way in which inside-out rally caps aren’t dumb?

ballsofsteelandfury

If your girlfriend is wearing it and she’s naked?

WCS
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Back from Universal Studios with my niece and nephew. Fucking exhausted.

Mr. Ayo

Kinky!

Brick Meathook

I thought Norm MacDonald was the best Colonel Sanders.

Besides the real Colonel Sanders, of course.

Brick Meathook

The real “Colonel” Harlan Sanders once shot a man for snoring.

Sharkbait

Norm MacDonald is generally the best period.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s not that bloody.

ballsofsteelandfury

Turd Ferguson is a funny name

Mr. Ayo
Brick Meathook

This is fucking awesome