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Your “Perhaps Lesser Footy is better than Greater Footy after all” Thread
Good morning everyone! By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon,…
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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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Your Kill! Kill! Kill! How Lesser Footy caused World War III open thread
As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips…
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TWIFY: Qatar. Today’s Copa América team Preview
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on…
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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!
Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…
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Your Saturday AM Lesser Footy Thread
Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have.…
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Your Lesser Footy AM open thread: How soccer helped end apartheid in South Africa
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing…
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DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)
Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result,…
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Your ‘English Premier League has a Race problem’ Saturday AM Thread
Good morning fellow DFOers! Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again.…