Wakezilla – Page 5 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy thread: Jose’s last stand?

Good morning! Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure…

/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background /Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A…

As an older millennial . . . /Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him I was trained to hate MASH, particularly…

“When you go to history, let’s go into history. Don’t just go to your history. Let’s go to the history. Or don’t go into…

*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile…

Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…

The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It’s time for some concluding…

Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit Carter: All rise…

Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group…

Feliz Dia del Padre everyone! Unlike in North America where Father’s Day is celebrated on the 3rd Sunday of June, most Latin American countries…