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World Cup 2018 Japan Preview: A Monstrous Mess
Japan is a really cool country that everyone should visit in their lifetime because it has just about everything a person can ask for.…
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World Cup 2018 Panama Preview: The Dirtiest Players in the Game
Panama is an interesting team (on paper) because their World Cup tournament could go one of two ways. The first way is what most…
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World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing…
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World Cup 2018 Brazil Preview: The Redeem Team
Brazil is a scary, scary team. In the 2014 World Cup, Brazil was in an awkward transition stage where the lost/disgraceful generation of Brazilian…
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World Cup 2018 Croatia Preview: It feels a little like ’98
It seems like yesterday when I was a kid watching Croatia make their World Cup debut in 1998. I remember thinking their checkered jerseys…
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World Cup 2018 Peru Preview: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
The guy in the featured image is Inti, God of the sun. As you can tell, he isn’t fluting around. Inti is revered as…
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Champions League Lesser Footy: Hump Day Edition Roundtable
Happy Hump Day everyone! Listen to her “singing” here. I can’t imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem We have a special…
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Evil Celebrity Pickakke
This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor…
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Your ‘Why don’t you just kill yourself because you’re already dead’: Miami Dolphins Preview
Scene begins with a view of worn down home in Vancouver. Is it a crack shack or a mansion? nobody knows. The door opens,…
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NHL Playoffs Preview: The Ice Titans
Unless you’re an NHL owner, when you hear the name Gary Bettman, chances are your blood will boil, followed by sounding like you have…