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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)

/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…

NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. “No…

Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field. I’m your host,…

“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…

/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…

As an older millennial . . . /Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him I was trained to hate MASH, particularly…

Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…

Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I’ve been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play…

[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again,…

Scene begins with a view of worn down home in Vancouver. Is it a crack shack or a mansion? nobody knows. The door opens,…