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Hulkamania Meets Miami: Your 2025 Miami Dolphins Preview, Brother!
Hello, all my Hulkamaniacs! The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, jack! Once those police body cams get released to Brooke, all…
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Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview
Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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A mediocre preview for a mediocre team: The Miami Dolphins
2021 Record: 9-8 (Missed Playoffs) Predicted 2021 Record: 14-3, First in the AFC East Predicted 2021 Record at the Bye: 9-8, just miss the…
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Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again
Wazzzzzzup! Fellow DFOers, you know how pop culture is all about the 90s right now? Well, this Miami Dolphins team is starting to remind…
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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Obviously, Don Shula’s passing is the big news of the day. He was 90 years old. From 1951 to 1957, he played…
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The Miami Dolphins at the Bye
Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field. I’m your host,…
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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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Miami Dolphins at the Bye: Limpin’ ain’t easy
As an older millennial . . . /Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him I was trained to hate MASH, particularly…