Alright folks, I'm going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I've had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my back while trying to stop ToddlerZilla from dashing off impulsively into the streets. Then, three days ago, I slipped and tumbled down a concrete hill, leaving
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A mediocre preview for a mediocre team: The Miami Dolphins
2021 Record: 9-8 (Missed Playoffs) Predicted 2021 Record: 14-3, First in the AFC East Predicted 2021 Record at the Bye: 9-8, just miss the playoffs. Notable New Additions: Tyreek Hill (WR), Terron Armstead (LT), Mike McDaniel (Coach). Thoughts: Honestly, there is no real reason why the Miami Dolphins should exist as a franchise. Since their
Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again
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The Miami Dolphins at the Bye
Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field. I’m your host, Wakezilla. Since this diarrhea-inside-a-dumpster-fire-outside-of-an-abortion-clinic season is going according to plan, there isn’t much to talk about, except for two positive stories: Raekown McMillan has turned into an
Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
Miami Dolphins at the Bye: Limpin’ ain’t easy
As an older millennial . . . /Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him I was trained to hate MASH, particularly the theme song because it signified the end of two wonderful hours of Simpsons and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air syndicated episodes on CBC. Unfortunately, this song best describes