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The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…
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Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.
Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I’ve been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play…
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Your ‘Why don’t you just kill yourself because you’re already dead’: Miami Dolphins Preview
Scene begins with a view of worn down home in Vancouver. Is it a crack shack or a mansion? nobody knows. The door opens,…
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A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016
Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as… nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday’s family…
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Campbell Comes Clean
Interim Miami Dolphins head coach Dan Campbell did not conduct a press conference Thursday to clarify remarks he had made the previous week, in…
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America’s Wang’s Team (well, one of them) Dolphins 2015
Welcome to the life of a Dolphin fan. Not a dolfan. Keep your face paint to yourself, I just want to drink beer and…