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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Guttersnipe
The final month. The stretch drive. The long walk off a short pier. That’s where we are finally at in this endless winter of…
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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…
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Orchids of Asia Day Spa Report Context
Good Morning and thank you all for being our here today on such a chilly Boston morning. I am speaking before you this…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Vikings Coach Mike Zimmer Faces the Music and Dances
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference Friday in which he addressed the team’s blowout 38-7 loss to the…
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Despite Worrying Preseason, Mike Zimmer ‘Cautiously Optimistic’ in Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference on Tuesday in which he attempted to sound a note of optimism…
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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…
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Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…