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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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A Breaking Announcement
Now, I could be down in Pittsburgh with the Yinzbergians. ::Crown Groans:: Or giving a stump speech in Cincinnati, oh-Hi-Oh. ::Crowd Groans Louder:: I’ve even…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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Mike Zimmer Needs to Vent
Hi I’m coach Mike Zimmer of the Minnesota Vikings. Some of you may have heard some sound bites of my press conference after my…
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Campbell Comes Clean
Interim Miami Dolphins head coach Dan Campbell did not conduct a press conference Thursday to clarify remarks he had made the previous week, in…
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Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)
Atlanta, get ready. The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me…
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Mr. Trump Goes To San Diego
People of San Diego, I have traveled here today to make a HYOOOGE announcement that will affect your San Diego Chargers, as well as…
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Candy is Dandy but Zimmer is Grimmer in Prognosticating Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer today did not conduct a surprisingly candid press conference in which he spoke directly about his team’s prospects…
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Everybody, Welcome the New Guy
KSK Kommenters is proud to introduce our newest contributor: The Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! SPORTS GUY: Glad to be here, Zach. And a pleasure…
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President Obama Commutes Drug Sentences, NFL Suspensions
President Barack Obama on Monday granted clemency to 46 people serving long prison terms for non-violent drug offenses and did not, in a sweeping expansion…