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What Could Go Wrong? – Your 2021 Houston Texans Preview
The 2021 season is almost here! It hasn’t started yet! As the resident Houston Texans fan (and the only one within 5,000 square miles),…
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Bob McNair goes to the Good Place
/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background /Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A…
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Its Bye time for the Texans and Houston
/insert witty paragraph //insert asinine youtube clip #content Now let’s get down to business! What I Said “The fanbase is achieving sentience as they are…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…