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Hello everyone!
I’m a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico).
Today’s Main event is France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match. People in Alsace-Lorraine have their bags packed in-case they have to move.
The match will be held in Munich, Germany. For the French, they hope this goes better than the Munich Agreement of 1938, where they thought it would prevent from Germans from dominating Europe, but didn’t.
French manager, Didier Deschamps, has pulled out all the stops to ensure France has a strong team. Karim Bezema returns to the French national team for the first time in 6 years, despite blackmailing a teammate over a sex tape. Why? He scores goals. As for the rest of France, they look, uh, very colonized.
Benzema and Hernandez are both rated as doubtful to feature against Germany, which means that Everton’s Luca Digne and Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud could start on Tuesday.
Those comments were allegedly aimed at Mbappe, who told Giroud to shut his yap and to keep his comments in house. Giroud has since tried to make peace, but Mbappe has been visibly distant with him. It could be purely coincidental, but Benzema has been hanging around Mbappe a lot. Perhaps the not-so-ideal teammate is influencing Mbappe to keep the feud going?
As for Germany, they have home field advantage and a clean bill of health. Germany has experience throughout their lineup, which can help them with early tournament jitters.
This match has draw written all over it. However, I hate draws, so, I’ll say that because Germany has drawn Denmark and lost to North Macedonia over the past 5 games– and they drew France 0-0 last time they played in Munich– we’ll say France wins 2-1.
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