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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!
Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke’s really bad-smelling tongue) have…
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Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
Look, this was a bad fookin’ week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…
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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread
Hello everyone! I’m a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo…
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Sabado European Euros Fever Thread
Is everyone all excite? I know y’all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00,…
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Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview
iHola muchachos! this is your very hungover preview of Spain’s chances in the Euros. I sacrificed my head to give you a top quality…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Finland
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…