Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!

King Hippo - July 7, 2021July 7, 2021

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Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke's really bad-smelling tongue) have their wicked way? Tune in, 3p EST on ESPN. I may watch on mute, but God as me witness, there will be no match commentary unless

Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

King Hippo - July 3, 2021July 2, 2021

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Look, this was a bad fookin' week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with Pretend Man City (2106-07 and 2107-08, specifically)! But I ain't letting go of that. Without Footy Manager, I would wither up and blow away, like an

European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

King Hippo - June 26, 2021June 25, 2021

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That's right, fuckos. It's nut-cuttin' time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It's been a fun tournament, so hopes are high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg But remember, kids, never ever have hope. Wales v. Denmark - in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN) Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this? Seems

Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!

King Hippo - June 19, 2021June 18, 2021

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That's right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing celebrates black power like the European Euros! A good 2/3 (which is MOAR than 3/5 ,, ppl forget that) of the squadrons think it's bad to be

Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread

Wakezilla - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

Hello everyone! I'm a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico). Today's Main event is France vs Germany in an "Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll"

Sabado European Euros Fever Thread

King Hippo - June 12, 2021June 11, 2021

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Is everyone all excite? I know y'all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00, ESPN) Is Baku really a place, or did someone make that shit up? Fuck if I know, man. The asshole Swiss, when not busy hiding Nazi gold, tend

Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview

Wakezilla - June 1, 2021June 1, 2021

iHola muchachos! this is your very hungover preview of Spain's chances in the Euros. I sacrificed my head to give you a top quality decent somewhat mediocre cromulent preview. The big story is more about who is not on the team than who is on the team. Due to injuries, Sergio

The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Finland

King Hippo - May 15, 2021May 14, 2021

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers of the space/time continuum) CONCACAF Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Obligatory Hippo Speak - they's