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An Embarrassment of Post-Season Ramblings (A Downfield Matriculator Jam)
Have you been missing FITBAW?? I sure ’nuff have. Thankfully, our imaginary pal Downfield Matriculator has submitted the following for our great enjoyment… Of…
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In the Land of Nothingness, Nothing is King
That’s right, we don’t even have any EPL fun this weekend. Since Newly Disappointing Everton are out of the FA Cup (i.e., now a “Mickey…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl, 2025 Season
Don’t let the Very Silly Q4 fool you – this was a defensive battle, with great strategy and even better execution (especially by SEA). …
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2Pack’s Random Cortina-Milano 2026 Winter Olympic Games Thoughts and Relevant Recollections
Hippo and Other Hippo are saving their pithiness FOAR Monday’s Owl in review. Fortunately, 2pack chipped in with the following, epic Olympics post. Without…
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A Title Race After All?
Because apparently I like being wrong/stupid, I have insisted for months on end thta the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols would run away and hide with…
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Hippo Micro-Thoughts
I mean, at least the Donks-land blizzard was pretty? Total margin was 7, but clearly the two best teams moved on. So, congrats to…
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Quarter-Arsed Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Round, 2025 Season
Writing this at 8p, figure someone will force the thing to post in the morning. I’m just not particularly arsed. Not that we had…
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Instant-ish Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Round, 2025 Season
No scheduler means I wait to type this whenever I get up and feel almost sentient. Hippo apologizes for the inconvenience. Macro-level, I am…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – End Week, 2025 Season
Fuck a duck, we’ve made it all the way through Season del Regular. We now can look forward to (i) the best 3 weeks…
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The Footy Before The Storm
Welcome to the hellish realization that the 2-week-long vacation is nearly over. As is the NFL regular season. FUCK. ME. SIDEWAYS. Naut du Scotch…