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Smarch Smadness and EPL Open Thread
I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS…
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Everybody Point and Laugh At Spurs Thread
No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day’s work. Then, all of a sudden,…
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In Praise of Fredbird (Obvi) Saturday Open Thread
Yes, Most GlorioUs el Beisbol Cardinals will suck in 2026. But we’ll finally be sucking teh RITE way, so Hippo and his fellow #BFIB supporters…
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Learning to (Re-)Love the Prem
Look, FFS. It’s what we GOT, so we might as well make the best of it. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols regained their mojo, at least…
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An Embarrassment of Post-Season Ramblings (A Downfield Matriculator Jam)
Have you been missing FITBAW?? I sure ’nuff have. Thankfully, our imaginary pal Downfield Matriculator has submitted the following for our great enjoyment… Of…
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In the Land of Nothingness, Nothing is King
That’s right, we don’t even have any EPL fun this weekend. Since Newly Disappointing Everton are out of the FA Cup (i.e., now a “Mickey…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl, 2025 Season
Don’t let the Very Silly Q4 fool you – this was a defensive battle, with great strategy and even better execution (especially by SEA). …
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2Pack’s Random Cortina-Milano 2026 Winter Olympic Games Thoughts and Relevant Recollections
Hippo and Other Hippo are saving their pithiness FOAR Monday’s Owl in review. Fortunately, 2pack chipped in with the following, epic Olympics post. Without…
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A Title Race After All?
Because apparently I like being wrong/stupid, I have insisted for months on end thta the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols would run away and hide with…
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Hippo Micro-Thoughts
I mean, at least the Donks-land blizzard was pretty? Total margin was 7, but clearly the two best teams moved on. So, congrats to…