No doubt all are as geeked as I am for the big Hippo/yeah right Derby (9:15, NBCSN), followed by Spurs hosting United (11:30, NBCSN). But let's acknowledge the obvious, as NFL Divisional play takes the spotlight.
Kansas City came out for the snow day fun, and they weren't
HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend.
Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling the hot breath of Man U(re) for 5th position, while the Hammers have worked their way up to the top half (10th). Could be fairly interesting.
Jesus Christ, y'all. How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that??
Yes, there was an early game, too. John Harbaugh was too stubborn to go to Mr. Elite, or to change up his gameplan until waaaayyyyy too late. In schoolyard ball time, Lamar! did lead his Ratbirds to 2 TDs. But
Did y'all somewhat enjoy the "action" yesterday? Buckle up, they's MOAR comin' - like a 70s key party.
We started with an imaginarium hosting yet another Saturday afternoon fixture, defying all conventional notions of physics. Chalk this win up to an amazing game plan on both sides of the Humps'
I am in no way, shape, or form going to try to lay out the structure or matchups involved in the English FA Cup. I know Everton's home tie with Lincoln City is on ESPN+ at 10:00. Surely, I will watch it and bitch heartily.
No, we will collect the hivemind
Everton hosting Leicester right now (NBCSN), with my Toffees needing all three points, and needing them badly. I think we shall get them, but then again I am a moron.
Next up is Arsenal hosting Mighty Whitey (10:00, NBCSN). Litre's boys have been a little more alive of late, but this
So much not-that-bad-if-they-try action!
Virginia Tech (+5.5) v. JV Cincinnati, Military Industrial Complex Bowl (Annapolis, MD - Noon, ESPN)
I moneyline bet the Castrated Turkeys, as this is a de facto home contest, and they are fairly well-coached. This will be at the half when this posts, so y'all may already be
Again, Fuck Your Joy.
It was a fairly entertaining late window. Balmer was dumb enough to leave the door open for the Shield to put the asshat Yinzers into the playoffs, and that's almost exactly what happened. Not to take away from Baker Mayfield playing his ass off, completing the best rookie
I fell asleep watching the West By God Virginia self-cousin-fucking last night. No worries, I caught Wazzu (who I mostly bet ML at -140, thankfully) eking it out from 3-5am compressed. Yeah, that's an old trick from when my oldest was an insomniac baby.
Florida (+5.5) v. Meeechigan, No Homoes
More balls will be footed today, huzzah!
Purdue (+3) v. Auburn, Bring Back Faith Hill Bowl (Nashville, TN - 1:30, ESPN)
The nation watches as Purdue Pete tries to win one MOAR for Cancer Boy. Unfortunately, the SEC West - much like cancer - always wins in the end.
West By God Virginia
Rejoice, for the Merry Brits are bringing the sport lumber today!
NBCSN has a quardruple-header, starting with Fulham/Wolves (NOW, nil-nil as the second half gets under way). This is followed by a terrible Bardodes at Redshit fixture (10:00), then two pretty decent ones - Brighton/Arsenal (noon), and Chelsea/Watford (2:30).
Of course 10:00
Ho, ho, ho, here are some things we know!
Congratulations to Breesus Christ and disciples, winner of home field throughout the NFC playoffs! The Saints continued to look a bit wobbly, but much like a weeble, they managed not to fall down (again). Cognizant of his opponent, Coach Epps tried a