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Welcome to 2026 JV NFL Thread
Oh Christ, let’s see how this one can get even shittier! Fucking THEEEEEE, making Da U a thing again. There is also a smattering of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2025 Season
Huzzah, last time my old arse has to think until 2026! Congratulations to #ThePauls, who were 7 yards away of Pauling away their game-long…
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Afrikan Euros, Day-After Boxing Fixtures, JV NFL-palooza
All before the Big Boi NFL takes over this evening (with scotchy in command). Such fun! Do give the Afrikan Euros a watch (BeIn…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2025 Season
This week, a personal first – ah don’t recall a full slate of 1p window games EVAR all final before 4:05 kickoffs. Shit, it’s rare…
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Sweet Sixteen (Minus 4 Byes) Saturday Thread
That’s right, y’all all enjoyed Roll Damn Tide and Steerfuckers North last night, we get THREE MOAR this evening. After the Prem sides scramble…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2025 Season
Oh, so much chaos. So many ded. THE RETURN OF KING LASERFACE!! This, this was our Week 15. Let’s peruse. That return? Old Man…
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Hoopsball Wolven Sort v. Kansas and Other Nighttime Matters
I can’t help it, although NC State has been “meh” to open the season, there’s still more talent than we’ve had in forevs. Plus,…
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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2025 Season
On this last weekemd of byes, you have to truly appreciate the depth and breadth of Bring out yer DED!! across The Shield’s domain. God…
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6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino
Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at…