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Instant-ish Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Round, 2025 Season

No scheduler means I wait to type this whenever I get up and feel almost sentient. Hippo apologizes for the inconvenience. Macro-level, I am…

Fuck a duck, we’ve made it all the way through Season del Regular. We now can look forward to (i) the best 3 weeks…

Welcome to the hellish realization that the 2-week-long vacation is nearly over. As is the NFL regular season. FUCK. ME. SIDEWAYS. Naut du Scotch…

Oh Christ, let’s see how this one can get even shittier! Fucking THEEEEEE, making Da U a thing again. There is also a smattering of…

Huzzah, last time my old arse has to think until 2026! Congratulations to #ThePauls, who were 7 yards away of Pauling away their game-long…

All before the Big Boi NFL takes over this evening (with scotchy in command). Such fun! Do give the Afrikan Euros a watch (BeIn…

This week, a personal first – ah don’t recall a full slate of 1p window games EVAR all final before 4:05 kickoffs. Shit, it’s rare…

That’s right, y’all all enjoyed Roll Damn Tide and Steerfuckers North last night, we get THREE MOAR this evening. After the Prem sides scramble…

Oh, so much chaos. So many ded. THE RETURN OF KING LASERFACE!! This, this was our Week 15. Let’s peruse. That return? Old Man…

I can’t help it, although NC State has been “meh” to open the season, there’s still more talent than we’ve had in forevs. Plus,…