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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2025 Season
On this last weekemd of byes, you have to truly appreciate the depth and breadth of Bring out yer DED!! across The Shield’s domain. God…
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6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino
Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at…
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2025 Conference Championship Sabado
Welcome and ahoy, despite 90% of the playoff drama being all settled, we still have a few matchups to highlight. Plus, two MOAR this…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2025 Season
Welcome to The Shield’s food coma weekend, where we all groan in sweatpants-clad regret. A good portion of the competent (and even cromulent) squadrons…
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29 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
Time to put a bow around this thingamabob. Let’s dive right in. Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW) Don’t laugh, this in-season…
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Last Jam-Packed Sportsball Sabado del 2025
Yes, I am already maudlin in advance. But let’s keep a stiff upper lip and whatnot, There is no early bird special, and I’d…
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Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0
Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush)…
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Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0
Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes…
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Micro-Hippo Thoughts, Week 12, 2025 Season
Games can has a Hippo angry. Thusly, my teevee box went off around 4:30 and stayed that way. The saving grace of the afternoon…