6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino

Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives.

Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox)

No chaos here, thought maybe if Indiana loses, they will plummet all the way down to the THREE SEED oh noes!!  But the Brockys haven’t won a B1G title since before my old ass was even born.  They’ll want this, and want it badly.  Coach Samsquanch is too simple a cro-magnon not to live in the moment, so they’ll also try.  It may not be super-tense, but it’s still everybody’s #1 against every sane person’s #2, and we should enjoy watching it for what it is.

Duke But Somehow Not Evil? (+4) v. Wahoowa at Richardson Family Plantation (8:00, ABC)

Time to close the chaos circle, as 7-5 Duke (losers to the MIGHTY Fightin’ Horatios) look to avenge its regular season loss to UVA, and send noted early 19th century.cuckold James Madison into the playoffs.  Or maybe the committee puts Duke in anyway.  Either way, funny as shit.  Wahoowa, on the other hand, lost to Hippo’s Wolven Sort.  Lucky FOAR the Hoos, it was a random non-conference matchup, so they basically get a mulligan.  Should they somehow make the playoffs and line up against Okiehoma?  We’d get a DABO! alumni bowl, which would be mildly amusing.