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Narrowing the Playoff Field MAYBE JV NFL Saturday

There is no Lesser Footy again this week. As such, maybe we can look at the macro JV picture, given how close we are…

A day filled with many games, a few of which were eveb mildly compelling! Let’s dive in. Der Fuhrerbunker Klassiker came at us bright…

Very weak/shallow night pool, let’s just make the best of it, shall we? Wake Forest (+6.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN) Believe it or not,…

I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to…

With this week, we cross the halfway threshold. One feels the existential dread, knowing it will too soon be not-FITBAW season. To the fixtures!…

MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls! South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Real talk, y’all. This slate ain’t great. But maybe Johnny Reb…

Good Christ, no matches today until…fucking ELEVEN??? Even then, the action is…not great, Bob! At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are…

A remarkably condensed FITBAW day, what with no Euro-fixture, plus a non-mandatory puppy abortion SNF that I will not even mention in passing (I…

I have no lead in for y’all. Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1) Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger…

Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon,…