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22 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

We will miss these JV NFL nights when they are gone. Keep that in mind and STAY AWAKE!! And while you are contemplative, do…

Before we get to the footy, I just want to highly, HIGHLY recommend Ken Burns’ The Revolution (streaming free on PBS). It doesn’t pay short…

Yes, you get a guest conductor tonight. And boy howdy, do I ever have a RIPE TURD to present y’all. Cowpersons (-3.5) at Raiduhs (8:15,…

Wasn’t a great slate in JV ball, but The Shield made up for it, with a heavy hitting Sunday. OK, didn’t start out aces,…

Florida Men (+11.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Every Lane Kiffin season has, to date, included a WTF loss. Recall how their baffling home…

There is no Lesser Footy again this week. As such, maybe we can look at the macro JV picture, given how close we are…

A day filled with many games, a few of which were eveb mildly compelling! Let’s dive in. Der Fuhrerbunker Klassiker came at us bright…

Very weak/shallow night pool, let’s just make the best of it, shall we? Wake Forest (+6.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN) Believe it or not,…

I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to…

With this week, we cross the halfway threshold. One feels the existential dread, knowing it will too soon be not-FITBAW season. To the fixtures!…