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1 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls! South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Real talk, y’all. This slate ain’t great. But maybe Johnny Reb…

Good Christ, no matches today until…fucking ELEVEN??? Even then, the action is…not great, Bob! At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are…

A remarkably condensed FITBAW day, what with no Euro-fixture, plus a non-mandatory puppy abortion SNF that I will not even mention in passing (I…

I have no lead in for y’all. Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1) Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger…

Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon,…

Holy cats, y’all. Lots of ded this week, eh? Like the Donks before Q4 started, when full plaid mode deployed. Denver trailed 19-nil after…

The people demand MOAR, and here is what y’all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has…

All varietals of footed ball, represent. We kick off bright and early, with our intrepid Robins Hood hosting Chelski (7:30, USA). Is the big…

Volume does not always translate into quality. This is the lesson of Week 6. The Shield’s latest war crime against the people of England? Donks…

Early slate was great, so is the night’s. THANK GOD for days like today. Florida Men (+7.5) at Bonfire Cult (7:00, ESPN) Billy Napier…