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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2025 Season

Holy cats, y’all. Lots of ded this week, eh? Like the Donks before Q4 started, when full plaid mode deployed. Denver trailed 19-nil after…

The people demand MOAR, and here is what y’all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has…

All varietals of footed ball, represent. We kick off bright and early, with our intrepid Robins Hood hosting Chelski (7:30, USA). Is the big…

Volume does not always translate into quality. This is the lesson of Week 6. The Shield’s latest war crime against the people of England? Donks…

Early slate was great, so is the night’s. THANK GOD for days like today. Florida Men (+7.5) at Bonfire Cult (7:00, ESPN) Billy Napier…

Holy cats, just SO MANY good matchups today. Almost makes up for it being another stupid international break (in the footy). To the fixtures!…

Various happenings from our 2nd MANDATORIUM of the season. Let’s roll through Sunday’s even dozen offerings, eh? I like a 6/4 split. To me,…

Much like the Timeline itself, this slate ain’t getting no better. Guns Up!! (-11.5) at JV 500s (7:00, ESPN) Talent (the visitors) v. scheme…

The quality of the fixtures, or the writings? YES. Start your morning, if you dare, with Leeds welcoming Spurs (7:30, USA). As usual, I…

Be thee warned in advance, I started a round of prednizone Sunday morning, so I am grumpy as fuck. Also…gesticulates at Wolven Sort. This…