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8 Nov 2025 JV Night Thread
Very weak/shallow night pool, let’s just make the best of it, shall we? Wake Forest (+6.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN) Believe it or not,…
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What if teh Autumn Wind Was NAWT a Pirate? Footed Ball Thread
I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2025 Season
With this week, we cross the halfway threshold. One feels the existential dread, knowing it will too soon be not-FITBAW season. To the fixtures!…
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1 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls! South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Real talk, y’all. This slate ain’t great. But maybe Johnny Reb…
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November Spawned 2025 Footy Thread
Good Christ, no matches today until…fucking ELEVEN??? Even then, the action is…not great, Bob! At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2025 Season
A remarkably condensed FITBAW day, what with no Euro-fixture, plus a non-mandatory puppy abortion SNF that I will not even mention in passing (I…
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25 Oct 2025 JV Footy Nighttime
I have no lead in for y’all. Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1) Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger…
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Another Sabado MOAR Football
Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2025 Season
Holy cats, y’all. Lots of ded this week, eh? Like the Donks before Q4 started, when full plaid mode deployed. Denver trailed 19-nil after…
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18 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
The people demand MOAR, and here is what y’all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has…
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