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27 Sept 2025 Night JV NFL Thread

Pop your TV-watching viagra, because the hits just keep on coming! Bear Down FOAR Midterms (+6.5) at Cornpone State (7:00, ESPN) Iowa State really…

That’s right, it may have been 90 degrees all goddamned week, but we have crossed the magick demarcation line into FALL! I do not…

Man, some days, weekends, TIMELINES are just a giant pile of liquid shit. Why not join the party, Week 3? Soundtrack of the earlies:…

I hope everyone enjoyed the early proceedings. And/or your midday nap. Here’s what remains of the day: West By God Virginia (+13.5) at Kansas (6:00,…

I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO – the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that…

Some games/weeks are harder to summarize than others. Gesticulates wildly at Week 2, hides under bed. OK, I just turned the TV off (tablet still…

We’ve made it through 60% of our Saturday, let’s keep on truckin! Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Look, I get it. Brian…

Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA)…

Some of these may or may not be half-assed. I am mad about ESPN cocking up RedZone Channel – it wasn’t egregioUs yesterday, but…

6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell…