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Mid-October JV Goodness
Holy cats, just SO MANY good matchups today. Almost makes up for it being another stupid international break (in the footy). To the fixtures!…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2025 Season
Various happenings from our 2nd MANDATORIUM of the season. Let’s roll through Sunday’s even dozen offerings, eh? I like a 6/4 split. To me,…
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4 Oct 2025 JV NFL Evening Thread
Much like the Timeline itself, this slate ain’t getting no better. Guns Up!! (-11.5) at JV 500s (7:00, ESPN) Talent (the visitors) v. scheme…
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Lacklustre October Footy Thread
The quality of the fixtures, or the writings? YES. Start your morning, if you dare, with Leeds welcoming Spurs (7:30, USA). As usual, I…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2025 Season
Be thee warned in advance, I started a round of prednizone Sunday morning, so I am grumpy as fuck. Also…gesticulates at Wolven Sort. This…
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27 Sept 2025 Night JV NFL Thread
Pop your TV-watching viagra, because the hits just keep on coming! Bear Down FOAR Midterms (+6.5) at Cornpone State (7:00, ESPN) Iowa State really…
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Autumn 2025 Begins In Earnest
That’s right, it may have been 90 degrees all goddamned week, but we have crossed the magick demarcation line into FALL! I do not…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2025 Season
Man, some days, weekends, TIMELINES are just a giant pile of liquid shit. Why not join the party, Week 3? Soundtrack of the earlies:…
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20 Sept 2025 – JV NFL Evening Machinations
I hope everyone enjoyed the early proceedings. And/or your midday nap. Here’s what remains of the day: West By God Virginia (+13.5) at Kansas (6:00,…
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New Derby Fuel – Kashyap Patel is a Redsh*te
I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO – the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that…
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